Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML
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rawrriri 8
She likes the idea of you= she likes having a boyfriend. She doesn't like you= ... She doesn't like you..
caviar_fml 2
in theory you're good but you don't live up to her expectations
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Comments (165)
Leximin54 5
MindFucked. You'll shit bricks.
jbsington 8
Good idea, bad execution.
loopsy_fml 14
She's trying to say she's dumping you. She's just trying to make it sound nicer than, "I don't like you, so, like, yea. We're through!"
loopsy_fml 14
Hey! Guess what! I just found OP's ex!
i_wuz_nver_here 31
It means she wants a bf but just not you specifically. Sry dude it's brutal but true
Kaykay2565 9
What she means is she wants a guy like you, she just doesn't want you.
Loveely414 9
It means she read the book the awakening.
iilovecokee 6
It means that who you portray yourself to be and who you REALLY are, aren't a match. She likes the person you're trying to be, not the person you actually are underneath it all. Sorry.
theonlysweetpea 10
I know that line. I've used it. What she means is that she wants a boyfriend
Kimilita 6
She likes what you represent. Example an athlete or an intellectual. You have qualities she thought were important to her but no longer. It's not your fault her preferences changed...