Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML
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rawrriri 8
She likes the idea of you= she likes having a boyfriend. She doesn't like you= ... She doesn't like you..
caviar_fml 2
in theory you're good but you don't live up to her expectations
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Comments (165)
SunnyMoon_fml 0
It means... She... Is not... Interested
acisking 1
I think she means she likes the idea of having a boyfriend like you, but in reality she just doesn't enjoy it.
jayellef 3
It's from role models.
Sillydeadperson 17
Exactly. The line from the movie is "I like the idea of it more than I actually like it." This line is spoken by Augie when asked if he likes Coca-Cola.
jayellef 3
It's from role models, watch the movie and you'll get it.
nerdsgetmehot 23
She's just not that into you. :( Sorry, dude! You'll find a girl who is interested in you, just keep at it! Don't let this bad experience hinder you.
structuredchaoz 4
It means she likes the idea of a sensitive boyfriend. But she doesn't like sharing makeup.
holdenthemonkey 3
She's just playing hard to get....she wants you to outwardly express your love for her. It's a test and you are failing. A little bit of duct tape and a ride in the trunk your car will surely change her mind! Good luck bro! -Stan
princessmollysue 9
She saying she likes you as in likes the idea of you which is saying she likes the way you look , but she does not like the person you are meaning your personality . I think ?
tburke1 7
It means that she thinks you're ugly
juliabrookss 0
Okay, it means she like having someone who she could call her boyfriend, hold hands, kiss, whatnot, but she wasn't attracted too you.