steve
Melbourne, Australia
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Afroman720
United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Anonymous
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
really?
United States
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML
Micheal
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
athlete47
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Brad
Canada
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Anonymous
Check yourself before you wreck yourself
Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML
Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML
NowImSingle
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
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zkcupcake 4
That's a rocky way to end a relationship
Welshite 40
Hey, rocks make the perfect pets!
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Comments (164)
EmmaPotter 3
Do you know the full story? No? Well then don't judge
ulquiorra102 10
Ah, so many rock puns.
Eggs6131 14
Erm, how old is your girlfriend? 8?
CymoneMania 6
*says with Jenna Marbles voice* "What a catch you have found my friend!"
TonyRuckus 5
no offence mate but a pet rock? really?? i think u need to wake up kiddo
Bladeofarzeal 6
Mentally derailed chicks are fun to be with, true story.
minipooper 1
She was looking for a way out
snowboarder1231 1
if she's got a pet rock, she's too young for you bro
HOPPE612 5
Crazy BITCH
purplexpinapple 11
Pet rocks are useful, like when you want to throw them at someone's head...