Today, at work as a cashier, I had a male customer come up to me and ask me what hours I worked today, like he has done for several weeks now. Immediately after, my manager calls my lane to tell me to watch out for that guy. He has been stalking a co-worker of mine. Apparently, I'm next. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was suspended from work. Some lady went to the manager and told them that I was stalking her, all because I would kindly greet her everyday at the grocery store. I'm the cashier. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML
Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML
Today, just like every other day, I noticed that one of my male coworkers always stares at me while passing by or when it's time for lunch. I read somewhere that if a person stares at you too long, they either want to have sex with you or want to kill you. He has a girlfriend, so I doubt it's the first option. FML
Today, a man finally was flirting with me in a supermarket checkout lane, even offering to help unload my groceries onto the conveyor. Turns out he was just distracting everyone so his partner in crime could steal $200 from the cash register. I had to give a witness statement to the manager. FML
Today, I'm preparing my defense for allegedly stalking someone at work. The best part, I have absolutely no clue who it is. Now my skin is crawling as I go through all the messages and in person events that occurred with my actual twice-my-age stalker to show my boss what a real stalker does. FML
Today, a customer came into the music shop I work in to look at guitars. After calling the customer "Dude," and "Man," numerous times, they stalked off suddenly. When I asked if everything was okay, they responded with, "I'm female, you asshole!" FML
Today, at work, I was putting away clothes in the Men's department, when a guy came and started shopping in the aisle in front of me. He kept staring at me non-stop. Getting fed up, I said "What are you staring at?" Turns out he was wearing his sunglasses on the back of his head. FML
Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML
Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML
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sexyx0sandyyy 0
thats scary as hell!
itsnotfair 0
ewww!! a customer at my old work found me on myspace once, and i never wore a nametag so he didn't even know my name, god knows how he found me!! people can be soo creepy. fyl
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sexyx0sandyyy 0
thats scary as hell!
mitchiv13 0
that is not good for you at all
missmontreal97 4
that's really scary. at least ur boss cares :D
CitizenSnipz 0
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drewfus2 6
That's not scary. She simply has to calmly inform him that she will not hesitate to kill him with extreme prejudice. Generally that scares people off.
softball_nerd_24 10
Did you actually tell him the hours you worked?!?!
itsnotfair 0
ewww!! a customer at my old work found me on myspace once, and i never wore a nametag so he didn't even know my name, god knows how he found me!! people can be soo creepy. fyl
melissasmile21 0
and i bet you were stupid enough to tell him when you finished work :S
Nutty4Muffs 3
You got nice ****... when do you get off work?
redbluegreen 41
Did you tell him anything? That's so creepy. And stupid on your part.
24788 7
I do this to women all the time. Watch out for me the creeper. Well only the ones who are dumb enough to give me their schedule. Why would you give him your information anyways?
spillproof 0
And you told him the hours you work? YDI. Didn't they teach you not to do that at your orientation/job meeting!
rice_cake 0
I'm a service cashier as well and I've been asked this question heaps of times before. It's really hard to not reply. I mean what are you supposed to say? "Oh I cannot answer that question because it's classified information that I'm not at liberty to disclose due to the fact that you could turn out to be a stalker." Some people are just being friendly and making small talk. If someone seems creepy I just lie. I usually don't sound very convincing though :/ But anyway, OP that really does suck and is very scary. FYL
aback 5
What was your first clue?
Moviefreak321 0
I don't think they said anything about giving him their hours. If anything it sounds like they didn't if he has been trying to get the schedule for several weeks now, but I could be wrong. On a side note yeah I hate putting up with creeps at work. There is a guy who use to always come around me when I worked at the cash register at a diner. My cashier counter was at a separate spot in the dining area so one time he came up behind me and whispered, "Look at you lookin' all pretty doin' that four letter word...-work-" I left my station, told my boss, and we got a guy at work to switch stations with me haha so yeah I feel your pain.
megelin 0
so you mean...some guy you don't know coming in every day and asking what your hours are for SEVERAL WEEKS didn't tip you off that he might be a stalker? really?