steve
Melbourne, Australia
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Afroman720
United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Anonymous
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
really?
United States
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML
Micheal
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
athlete47
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Brad
Canada
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Anonymous
Check yourself before you wreck yourself
Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML
Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML
NowImSingle
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Top comments
zkcupcake 4
That's a rocky way to end a relationship
Welshite 40
Hey, rocks make the perfect pets!
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Comments (164)
ebonyirony 29
Yeah. In the 70s
sexylady3884 0
that is messed up ... wow ... learn how to grow up....
papaya24_ 2
Then it's probably best you be out of there.
malzi21 8
Good call, man.
KatieNari 5
Pinkamena anyone? XD
AdamNasty 0
Stupid
kalbrek009 20
Should have put a piece of paper over it & said "paper covers rock, I win!" & walked away...hope she's happy (by herself) with her inanimate object for the next....shall we say 40ish years. I heard of crazy cat ladies with umpteen cats...just picture her with two dozen rocks in a room & her in a rocking chair.lol
KevH88 0
A pet rock? That bitch clearly lost her mind and hit rock bottom.
daywalker26 0
I think she is too young for you bro
theladysman 1
shame on you if you want to get some be nice and agree even if you domt