steve
Melbourne, Australia
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Afroman720
United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Anonymous
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really?
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Anonymous
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zkcupcake 4
That's a rocky way to end a relationship
Welshite 40
Hey, rocks make the perfect pets!
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Comments (164)
Taurus_ChicKa 37
The pet rock is one of the most pointless inventions on the planet and the guy is worth like millions of dollars. Makes me sick that he can invent something so stupid and make billions yet most of us have to work our asses off and scrape the bottom of the barrel to survive. Ugh. OP, I don't blame you for not taking her pet rock seriously; sounds like she needs to grow up and that you're better off.
slapsface 10
Really wow so how old was she fyl
foreveryoungever 2
She was probably a blonde.
RyanB1993 5
Well, she's obviously not "The One".
HelligKeit 5
If she only really cared about her rock, it must have been a stone-cold relationship.
scoobysmith44 9
You're ex is as dumb as a.... Uhh... pet rock...
UmmOkay91 0
Wow... that was childish of her.
skyfire21 3
Good thing about a pet rock, She cant kill it! OP your way better off with someone who has a real pet like a dog, a cat or even a fish!
redbandit9877 12
Our pet rocks are serious business ya know?
wellthatsukx 0
You're WAY better off.