Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I heroically caught a falling cup of coffee that I'd knocked off the counter. I thought I'd saved the day, until I realized I didn’t actually grab the cup; I'd grabbed the hot coffee directly with my bare hand. I spent the next few seconds hopping around like a maniac while everyone in the office watched. FML
Today, I tried to take a cool selfie with my coffee mug for Instagram. As I posed, I didn’t realize the mug was tilted, and I poured hot coffee all over myself. FML
Today, I tried to get a cup from the designated cabinet. As soon as I opened it, a glass cup fell down, which I narrowly saved from breaking by having it bounce off my foot. Obviously, that didn't feel good. But you know what also didn't feel good? The travel mug falling on my head immediately afterward. FML
Today, I was walking out of Starbucks when I sneezed, causing coffee to burn my nose. I screamed, dropped it, and sent scorching coffee all over my legs, while dropping everything else I was holding. FML
Today, on my way out of a coffee shop, I tripped over a curb while holding a full cup of coffee. The coffee flew in slow motion, hitting a stranger right in the face. As I stood there, frozen, I realized the puddle of coffee was now surrounding both of us. All I could do was apologize while trying to avoid a public fistfight. FML
Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML
Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML
Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while holding a cup of hot coffee. Now I have burns all over me and a twisted ankle. FML
Today, it was my turn to do the suite's dishes. I was in the process of drying my roommate's coffee mug when the handle suddenly snapped off and the sharp edge left on the mug scraped down my arm. I now have a 3-inch long gash in my arm. I was attacked by a cheap coffee mug. FML
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Top comments
EvilDoll 7
spilled it on your lap? sounds hot ;D no really, that had to burn
lillyloco 0
What did we learn today? Iced coffee, bro.
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Comments (83)
Danniiboii22 0
first and lmao :D fyl
oboewhore_xD 6
Not for long. :]
Zmeilerr 22
First to be moderated. Congratulations. You win -345 internets.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Shoulda had a v8!
angeljewlz 7
lol^ too funny! Poor OP sounds like something that would happen in a sitcom.
lindsaysue 4
Ouch. I spilled hot coffee in my lap while driving once, that was no fun for me..
sara117 0
very impressive.
EvilDoll 7
spilled it on your lap? sounds hot ;D no really, that had to burn
MrSassypants 34
Spider Man wouldn't have. You should hire him.
Zmeilerr 22
Yes I am, thank you
Fortuitous 0
That definitely would shatter any of my plans for the day.
BrittneySaysFTW 0
Damn some one had a shitty day...
DocBastard 40
I suppose that trip to the strip club tonight is out of the question.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Why? He already got his mugshots, and ladies love the firecrotch(;
austo97 0
win^
mintcar 10
Hot coffee burns on your lap. Hmm... hot.