Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
Today, my girlfriend informed me that we aren't officially dating until she changes her Facebook relationship status. We've been "dating" for 3 months. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML
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Top comments
_streets_ 19
Some people take that shit seriously. C'mon dude, didn't you know cookies are the most important part of a relationship?
miserypoison 13
Who does she think she is? The cookie monster?
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Comments (248)
theryanbecker 0
what kind of world do we live in, where we can't share cookies?
JHandAC 4
I don't blame her. Cookies are kinda like... A Unicorn dancing on a rainbow while stabbing Justin Beiber and Rebecca Black using it's horn, making a shishkabob of EVILLL! But having it be the last cookie makes it that much more ******* awesome. (at least you got it for yourself •w•
iTz_Yuo 0
Fat bitch! Dump her. You in like 7th grade or something?
ImmaNINJA13 0
Why don't you give her a cookie, what is this kindergarten?!?!?!
a_nutritionist 10
@93 because girlfriends are not our masters, we dont live to serve them, and contrary to popular belief you dont get to demand everything to be your way just because you have two mounds of flesh encased fat on your chest.
maddann 4
Is she fat?
Alex1695 0
She's a keeper.
frankwolf86 0
well she's very mature
schaflava 0
Yeah I can only see an overly sensitive person being offended by that. Go to sunday school you tool.
icic6772 0
HOW DARE YOU!!! jk