Today, the clerk at Walmart asked me if the stretch mark cream I was buying was for my wife. I wish I could've said yes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes, "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it this much." FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML
Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
Today, a stranger at the grocery store rubbed my belly and asked me when I'm due. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I went to my local Walmart to grab a few groceries, and while at the checkout line I grabbed two chocolate bars for a snack. The cashier gave me a look and mumbled under her breath, "Surprise, surprise." I'm pregnant, asshole. FML
Today, at my job in a chemists, I had a customer ask me which acne cream I would recommend. I picked up the brand I use and told her that I've been using it for a year now. After pausing to stare at my face for a second, she thanked me and picked up the competing brand instead. FML
Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML
Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML
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cookies61889 15
None of their business
Buttsexpirate 9
"No it's for that loose mouth of yours sir."
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cookies61889 15
None of their business
rawrkittyrawr 6
Exactly, or you could've said " it's for this walmart clerk I know I hear bad things are going to happen to him because he asks to many questions"
enonymous 9
Should have bought more bacon strips...
zuzupetalsYO 11
Or you could just have just said yes and moved on.
imustbeinsane 2
35- howd you get rid of them? Walmart cream? I have some oddly placed ones
Toasty283 8
How coincidental. I work at wal mart as a cashier... Now I know you don't have a wife
anyagrande 31
This is very true. Also, guys having stretch marks isn't a bad thing, my boyfriend has them on the sides of his back, i don't find them bad at all i actually like them bc they're part of him and i love them just as much as i love the rest of him. Don't worry too much about them OP, most people have them :)
Ugi 27
What business is it of his? You're hardly likely to overdose of stretch-mark cream. Edit - beaten to it by Cookies - but great minds and all that!
cookies61889 15
I agree (:
Buttsexpirate 9
"No it's for that loose mouth of yours sir."
kickazz16 15
Or, "is that your ******* business or mine? I could be buying it to use as lube bitch." :)
lmfao_shame 9
eww you psycho chill out.
dreamering 16
You wish that your wife has stretch marks? Am I missing something here?
shazza26 1
He means that it was for him idiot..,
ronton 4
Pretty sure he realized that, he was pointing out where OP's logic was flawed... Idiot...
dreamering 16
Shazza, avoid reading FML comments while you're constipated.
Jf770 10
A ton of woman AND men have stretch marks. Puberty usually causes it, I don't see anything to be ashamed of.
Kyzahhh 7
"no it's for the lips of the women I pick up at bars after they spend the night with me"
mishkaroni 15
Hahaha! Nice!
Joshoa123 16
Your response should have been "would you like to borrow some?"
ikickgingers 15
Solution.... Stop shopping at walmart. Your welcome.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Sorry, my family shops there due to hard times. Most of the pop. of the US cant just stop shopping there and go to target, wally world's cheap.
ikickgingers 15
I was just being a dick. :) Woke up wanting to hit things. Stretch marks are insanely common in men and women. I'm barely 110lbs and I have a couple. I personally would hit up a Pharmacy if I was op, less embarrassing than having crap ass walmart employees trying to get in his personal life.
perdix 31
From one dick to another, it's "you're welcome." I guess when you wake up craving a bit of the ultraviolence, the grammar part of your brain gets to hit the snooze button. To your other point, you are not being a snob for suggesting that you shop for personal items at a place where the staff has professional discretion. It's sad that so many are forced to reveal private secrets just to save a few pennies.
ikickgingers 15
I won't blame iPhone, I saw it. I can't edit from my app... Corrected by perdix - my life is now complete :D
rexgar2000 10
29 is right. as much as I hate to say it, I shop at walmart but I avoided so much I try not to go at all unless is really necessary. it's always crowded and full of ignorant people.
mishkaroni 15
But if people stopped shopping at walmart, we wouldn't have the educational site peopleofwalmart.com!
ikickgingers 15
What is this peopleofwalmart??!?!?!???!!!?
CompettiveCheer 0
dumbass.^
ikickgingers 15
Thank you for stating the obvious :)
Sonic_boomerang 5
You could've said yes...
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
My exact thoughts, it's not like the cashier had to know it was for him. Should've just said your wife had a baby recently OP :
Inspired22 11
It blows my mind that the clerk had the nerve to ask you that. I can't believe you even answered!
ronton 4
To be fair, you COULD have said yes... Just sayin...