Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
Today, my girlfriend informed me that we aren't officially dating until she changes her Facebook relationship status. We've been "dating" for 3 months. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML
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Top comments
_streets_ 19
Some people take that shit seriously. C'mon dude, didn't you know cookies are the most important part of a relationship?
miserypoison 13
Who does she think she is? The cookie monster?
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Comments (248)
cudgel1023 0
Leave her. She doesn't love you
EvilDave 13
OP, your life sucks, but YDI because you stay with her and fret over something she does to get passive-aggressively get back at you.
theghost1309 11
Sounds like she's an immature bitch. Should just dump and find somebody worth your time who isn't gonna stress over little shit like that
lisha88 1
The girl loves her cookies lol (I'd do the same thing) is she fat? Mmmmm food
BikeAllDay818 6
She sounds like a bitch, lose her.
Mourningstar 4
****** leave her dude, there is nothing more life draining or as much of a pain in the ass as an emotionaly high strung girl. There are many more who are down-to-earth and not so ready to "Its complicated" over such dumb shit, or for that matter even put it on FB so they can get others involved in their stupid drama. Plenty more fish is all i'm saying.........
Bulzye 2
Cookie condom?
iAmKyah 0
If you give your wife the last cookie........lol
paramorefan17 0
Immature enough said!
ImDB8 0
It's time I told you, I'm ******* your bitch and whenever I call her, she's comes pronto, straight to my condo, And now she's trying to stuff my dick In her jaw