Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML
Well played
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Many such cases
Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
Today, my girlfriend informed me that we aren't officially dating until she changes her Facebook relationship status. We've been "dating" for 3 months. FML
Facebook official
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
Butterfly
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML
Top comments
_streets_ 19
Some people take that shit seriously. C'mon dude, didn't you know cookies are the most important part of a relationship?
miserypoison 13
Who does she think she is? The cookie monster?
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Comments (248)
mea_iloveskiing 26
Cookie monster! P.s. Today's my birthday yay! :)
the__usual 0
Couldn't keep it contained eh? Happy Birthday :)
mea_iloveskiing 26
Thank you :)
StoryOfTheYear 15
Happy birthday!
mea_iloveskiing 26
Thank you very much :DD
Rawr6591 21
Happi birthday ;)
mea_iloveskiing 26
Thanks :))))
Enslaved 38
****Happy Birthday**** (waiting to be thanked) Lol
mea_iloveskiing 26
Thanks and p.s. I love your comments :)
KiKiomggg 1
Happy birthday!! And ps tomorrow is my birthday.
mea_iloveskiing 26
Thank you and happy birthday in advance :)
ikickgingers 15
Birthday beat down????
CryMoreFMLs 15
Happy 18th. Totally didn't stalk your profile or anything.
mea_iloveskiing 26
Thank you. I know you're not a stalker :D
DinoJess 0
happy birthday to you and happy birthday to the other person in advance. any one else have a birthday within the next few days, or so? lol
Doortje 30
Pff, what a drama queen.
Freeze_fml 17
Like the meaning of life.
Michyxo 14
Change your relationship status to single...
mea_iloveskiing 26
Thank you! :D why is my reply under 18? :O
Ricky23J 0
^ lies
Ricky23J 0
**** it? :P atleast it didn't hasent changed to single
Ricky23J 0
lol big mistakes here but like I said..... **** it :P
callmedaddy702 0
Tell her to make you a sandwich THEN she can get a cookie
callmedaddy702 0
And one more thing, now it's going to want just one cookie but in a couple of months it will want all of them.
dreamering 16
Maybe she wanted something else instead of a cookie
lena6310 0
Are y'all in 6th grade or something?
s0ulslack 20
dump the bitch ;)
s0m3guy2010 21
Would you happen to be blue, furry, and have an extreme addiction to cookies?