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Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

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Some people take that shit seriously. C'mon dude, didn't you know cookies are the most important part of a relationship?

Who does she think she is? The cookie monster?

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Cookie monster! P.s. Today's my birthday yay! :)

Couldn't keep it contained eh? Happy Birthday :)

Thank you very much :DD

Happi birthday ;)

****Happy Birthday**** (waiting to be thanked) Lol

Thanks and p.s. I love your comments :)

Happy birthday!! And ps tomorrow is my birthday.

Thank you and happy birthday in advance :)

ikickgingers 15

Birthday beat down????

Happy 18th. Totally didn't stalk your profile or anything.

Thank you. I know you're not a stalker :D

happy birthday to you and happy birthday to the other person in advance. any one else have a birthday within the next few days, or so? lol

Pff, what a drama queen.

Like the meaning of life.

Change your relationship status to single...

Thank you! :D why is my reply under 18? :O

^ lies

**** it? :P atleast it didn't hasent changed to single

lol big mistakes here but like I said..... **** it :P

callmedaddy702 0

Tell her to make you a sandwich THEN she can get a cookie

callmedaddy702 0

And one more thing, now it's going to want just one cookie but in a couple of months it will want all of them.

Maybe she wanted something else instead of a cookie

Are y'all in 6th grade or something?

dump the bitch ;)

Would you happen to be blue, furry, and have an extreme addiction to cookies?