Told you so
Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML
Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she'd leave me for her ex in a heartbeat. Tomorrow is, or should I say "was", our wedding day. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
Today, my ex started dating the girl he kept telling me not to worry about. We broke up three hours ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
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Top comments
FrankHotpants 31
I suppose the best thing you can do for yourself now is get a lawyer and prepare to move on. A fresh start is not a bad thing, you may have ended up being the guy she didn’t want so now focus on you and become the one she can’t have.
ic2drops 10
You just can't fix stupid. Stay strong king, you'll find the one later on. Just focus on yourself
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FrankHotpants 31
I suppose the best thing you can do for yourself now is get a lawyer and prepare to move on. A fresh start is not a bad thing, you may have ended up being the guy she didn’t want so now focus on you and become the one she can’t have.
Wadlaen 24
Turns out, you should have worried after all...
OnReceivingEnd 18
OP: And you believed her, knowing he was her ex. (sighs) You might as well have kicked her to the curb the moment you first heard her say those words.
ic2drops 10
You just can't fix stupid. Stay strong king, you'll find the one later on. Just focus on yourself