Today, I rushed home because my wife called to let me know she was feeling horny for the first time after getting over a bad flu. I walked in the door and surprise surprise, her sister had called round, wanting sympathy after her latest fuckbuddy dumped her. Romantic mood ruined. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went home early from a business trip to find my house covered with rose petals. Thinking it was a romantic notion from my boyfriend, I went up to the bedroom. I opened the door to find him lying there, getting it on with my sister. FML
Today, I came home to an empty house. I found a note from my wife telling me she was bisexual and found love in a woman. I FaceTimed my sister to tell her about it, and who do I see with her? My wife. FML
Today, my wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks, so I told her to do something for me to get me in the mood. She sighed and then went upstairs to get ready for work. FML
Today, my wife spent all day texting me dirty things so I used some of my holiday hours to come home 3 hours early for some sexy time. During my drive home she got in a bad mood, and no longer wanted sex. FML
Today, I went to visit my sister, who lives four hours away from me. I'd only just sat down on their couch when her husband told me I needed to leave so they could have sex. FML
Today, I learned that a spontaneous romantic gesture of arriving home early with flowers and wine is not welcome when your wife is busy having sex with your brother. FML
Today, I learned that a spontaneous romantic gesture of arriving home early with flowers and wine is not welcome when your wife is busy having sex with your brother. FML
Today, I got home from a business trip and found my wife in bed with my sister. She tried to claim they had just had a girls' night and fell asleep watching a movie, even though when I caught them, they were naked, wet and my wife’s head was buried in my sister's crotch. Movie night, sure. FML
Today, I opened the bathroom door without knocking and walked in on my wife’s sister (who lives with us) showering naked. Seeing her perfect, drenched body turned me on. I'm now unable to get an erection with my wife, because I can’t remember the last time her body looked like that. I feel awful. FML
Today, my wife came home from work early and told me she'd been fired. She was really upset so I told her how much she means to me and how much I love her to help cheer her up. She then told me she was caught getting it on with another employee. FML
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Top comments
jbuckets_404 39
Obviously, the term "f*ck buddy" doesn't mean what the SIL thinks that it means....
Ashamed_Sister 60
You have a dirty fantasy ... somehow I like it.
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Comments (11)
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Threesome?
Sagar Nair 12
That’s his wife’s sister...
BurnInDemonFire 39
The women don't need to touch each other. They both seem like they have healthy libidos, so why not share the love amongst the three of them. The ladies get some sexy time, and OP gets to brag about it to his buds over a few beers.
neverfind 20
And she decided you were a good replacement? Oh god, that’s wrong on so many levels.
RichardPencil 32
Pity threesome?
Ashamed_Sister 60
You have a dirty fantasy ... somehow I like it.
RichardPencil 32
There's more where that came from ;)
bl3ur0z3 17
So be a good buddy to your sister in law and give her what she needs.
jbuckets_404 39
Obviously, the term "f*ck buddy" doesn't mean what the SIL thinks that it means....