Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
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Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML
Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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bemylove123 9
You mean ex-girlfriend?
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
Wow your girlfriends a dumb bitch.
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Comments (197)
SkardeyKat 3
I hope you made her cry even harder and feel even more rejected and told her to get the **** away from you. That takes some nerve to come to you, who she had been cheating on, to look for sympathy.
doorbellrings 0
keep your head up. She doesn't deserve you and you'll find someone better who will treat you with all the love and respect you deserve.
Amadeus_fml 8
What a bitch.
dancinwookie 21
The ******* gull of some people...wow.
TheSofaKing 7
**** her in the ass, then stick your shit covered dick in her mouth just before you blow your load. Then take her to the guy she cheated on you with and leave here there.
awagh666 14
You watching too much **** dude.
PaperPlanes415 0
Karmas a bitch hah
artprincess 0
**** her cheat on ger
starrnao 15
kick her to the curb. she's obviously not into you
liamcumby 4
I think shes in need of a pimp slap
neilsc 8
Cheat on her back! Call me ;) Ha