Today, my mother arranged for me to meet the man she is planning to marry. Turns out, my future stepfather is also my creepy old boss, who spent 4 months hitting on me before I quit a year ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, we had a family day at my new job. I used to have a very abusive boss in my previous position, who even slapped one co-worker across the face in the office, prompting me to quit. Guess who turns out to be my new manager's wife… FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me for dinner to meet his parents. Turns out his stepmother is my gynecologist. FML
Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML
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cuz803 46
Does your mother know about his creepy advances?
rainbowdonnareed 18
This sounds like a plot idea from Riverdale. I'm curious to know if she knows. If so I'd buy a big dog and not speak to my mom anymore. I hope you don't live with her.
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Comments (4)
cuz803 46
Does your mother know about his creepy advances?
rainbowdonnareed 18
This sounds like a plot idea from Riverdale. I'm curious to know if she knows. If so I'd buy a big dog and not speak to my mom anymore. I hope you don't live with her.
wmayrhofer 18
small world eh
Glitterbaby2613 20
if you've ever seen the movie stalked by my doctor youd tell her the truth about him.