Today, I found out that my roommate is starting a religion in which he doesn't believe in humanly things, such as paying rent. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommate played a crazy April Fool's joke on me by not paying his rent this month. Good one. FML
Today, my roommate and I had to pay our first installment of rent. He's nowhere to be found. FML
Today, I told my roommate that I was an atheist and she laughed. I left and returned to find her and her prayer group praying for my soul. She told me to accept Jesus Christ as my lord and savior. I said no. Then she told me to find somewhere else to live. FML
Today, I had a meeting with a potential roommate to rent a 2/2 space and it was going well. We laughed, joked, and seemed to get along and want the same things. At the end of the conversation, however, he said he needed to "pray" about his decision to room with an atheist. This probably won't work out. FML
Today, I found out when my new roommate said she was self-employed, she really meant unemployed. She insists that I let her stay for free or she will file a sexual assault case against me. Rent is due on the 10th. FML
Today, my roommate admitted he spent his half of the rent money on a tattoo. It's all good though, we're just gonna get evicted. FML
Today, I found out my roommate has been cheating me out of hundreds of dollars when I finally obtained records of the past year's electric bills, which are in her name. FML
Today, I woke up to my psycho roommate trying to baptize me in my sleep. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my roommate gambled his portion of the rent money on Israel Adesanya. FML
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Top comments
Fickle 6
Kick their ass out, seems pretty simple. No pay, no stay.
JuliaKay14 33
Seems like he shouldn’t need shelter then either
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Comments (13)
Fickle 6
Kick their ass out, seems pretty simple. No pay, no stay.
AyaFern 19
Sounds like the right time for you to start a new religion which compels you to kick out freeloaders.
JuliaKay14 33
Seems like he shouldn’t need shelter then either
mssileas 25
Too bad it's gonna clash with your belief where roommates pay rent . :)
adjwejaelwkdc 21
Does he believe in living indoors and in living in the same place two days in a row?
RichardPencil 32
So he won’t mind sharing his earthly living space with random AirBnB guests who will pay his portion of the rent.
sajupt 17
sounds like an Indian marriage to me.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
so have you kicked him out yet
slym12312425 9
sounds like you need a religion that involves kicking said roommate out and finding a roommate that will pay their portion of the bills.
DrSamba 7
Run, don't walk, away from this nut, or kick his add out! That's even a step beyond that right-wing "sovereign citizen" nonsense.