Today, I have a new office-mate. I'm not particularly sensitive to odours but he wears so much cologne, I nearly throw up every time he walks in. Only 8 more hours till fresh air. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I’m stuck in a small office with a colleague with one of the worst cases of BO I’ve ever come across. He has already been spoken to about it, and I’m developing a nauseous headache from the stench. FML
Today, I had to train a new guy whose body odor was killing me. After he'd left, I had to run two industry size fans to blow the stench out of my office. FML
Today, my new office mate offered to let me smell her deodorant. This was after clipping her nails, before pulling out her needle point project, and while complaining how overworked she is. FML
Today, I started work at my new job. I was excited to have been given an office of my own, but shortly after sitting down at my desk, the door across the hall opened and an unspeakably murderous stench that could've curdled milk seeped in. My office is opposite the men's room. Great. FML
Today, my officemate used the telephone beside my desk again. I still can't think of a better way to tell him how awful bad his breath is without the having to do it personally. We've been workmates for a year now and he still hasn't gotten a clue, despite of me covering my nose every time. FML
Today, I started at my new job. My manager, upon meeting me, hugged me and sniffed my neck, then commented that I smelled "natural" and told me how much he loves that. I have to work with this creep until god knows when. FML
Today, like every day she works, my roommate once again put on a ton on perfume before work because she doesn't shower. She's gone, but this smell will be here for hours. FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
Today, I started my new job at a fragrance store. While training, the manager had me smell all of the scents to become familiar with the products. Before my shift was over, I'd had three asthma attacks. FML
Today, despite using deodorant religiously and showering twice a day, my roommate still smells so bad that every time she enters the room I become physically sick. FML
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kirby1964 20
Say something to them. He probably does not know. I had a mate who had the typing noise turned on his phone. I spoke to him and he turned it off. He did not know it is considered rude.
weeblek 14
Talk to them and if that doesn’t work talk to your supervisor. I have horrid allergies and found this is the best route. Some people just don’t realize they are wearing so much or have a scent that can cause reactions to others. Hope you get fresh air soon!
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Purpangui 4
Open the window and check if you're pregnant (if you're a woman).
kirby1964 20
Say something to them. He probably does not know. I had a mate who had the typing noise turned on his phone. I spoke to him and he turned it off. He did not know it is considered rude.
RichardPencil 32
You ought to start farting a lot to get back at him.
weeblek 14
Talk to them and if that doesn’t work talk to your supervisor. I have horrid allergies and found this is the best route. Some people just don’t realize they are wearing so much or have a scent that can cause reactions to others. Hope you get fresh air soon!