Today, I was talking to my husband about our favorite TV show, when he took my face in his hands and sweetly whispered, "You're so pretty. Why must you ruin it with words?" FML
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He was actually joking when he said it. I just thought it was funny because of the way he said it like he was being all romantic, so I submitted it. So stoked it got published! And to the person who said yeah "our" favorite show-it was Game of Thrones, which is both of our favorite shows. lol
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lonewolf621 17
Sometimes silence is golden.
Grauncho 27
Well, we now know he didn't marry you for your personality.
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lonewolf621 17
Sometimes silence is golden.
Welshite 40
No wonder I'm always so poor. I can never shut up long enough to collect my gold.
TheCanucklehead 22
I don't collect gold. Gold collects me
Enslaved 38
"Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold."
micha090 21
I like the way he put it OP. He's a keeper :-)
Jessa91 10
Silence is gold, duct tape is silver.
depocadoll 15
Silence is golden... If you were talking about the Kardashians or something as equally as sickening.
MissCharlotte_fml 26
Enslaved, I love you for that reference.
Demonax_fml 8
At least he said it gently
mattjamt 16
Maybe he meant that she was beautiful he wanted to "gaze at her uninterrupted". (OPs husband, feel free to use that as an excuse!)
blakesinthelake 11
At least he didn't call you ugly
ericnx 8
What a moment.
mn_shr 22
Who said romance was dead?
Grauncho 27
Well, we now know he didn't marry you for your personality.
UnluckyGenius 21
Maybe she just sounds like the actress who played the mom Married with Children.
drizzy11 18
Peggy Bundy. Great show.
Grayness_ 26
You can tell he had been wanting to say that for a long time when he put his hands on your face lmao
naxeeb 33
Awww, that's so shallow of him. Considering that he was serious. Even if he was joking, it was still rude!
PuggieKid 22
How is that shallow? he SWEETLY whispered it to her so she didn't feel bad
vipirius 18
It's pretty shallow to marry someone just for their looks.
lickastick 27
Sure you weren't talking AT your husband?
TheDrifter 24
Or while the show she was discussing was on? That drives me insane.
chris4u2nv5 19
Sometimes you just need to shut up an hold him
perdix 31
It took you until now to realize that he has no respect for your intellect? I guess figuring things out is not your strong suit . . . at least he thinks you're pretty!
TheDrifter 24
It's a relativity thing. Light travels faster than sound, that's why so many people seem bright until you hear them speak.
edmunson 22
Yes! Why just sit and let others think you are stupid, when you can speak and remove all doubt!
ashleyhalla 21
Lol that was actually kind of funny. Keep that in mind when he's talking to you next and get your revenge :)
Uhscanherdarklee 10
Better moment would be when they're cuddling and he wants to try for sex. "Cuddling feels so nice, why must you ruin it with your penis?"