Today, the weather was nice so I decided to eat outside. I quickly found out that my new, expensive hair conditioner attracts bees. Lots of bees. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was sitting on my terrace, I was wearing neither bright colors, nor any perfume, yet two bees seemed convinced that I must've been some type of flower and persistently tried to figure out where I was hiding my nectar. FML
Today, I found out that my very expensive and beautiful smelling perfume attracts wasps. Whenever I go out, wherever I am, I am followed by multiple wasps. FML
Today, I was driving home, it was 80 degrees out. Making a rare attempt to be eco-friendly, I turned off the A/C and lowered the windows. A bee then flew in through the window, hit my cheek, and stung me. That's what I get for attempting to be eco-friendly. FML
Today, while walking to class enjoying the warmer weather, a bee flew down my shirt. I'm allergic to bees so I freaked out and started ripping my clothes off. By the time I was done, I was half naked and there was no bee in sight. Turns out, it was the string on my jacket hood. FML
Today, I found out I was allergic to bees, the hard way, at my wedding. FML
Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I was mowing my grandma's lawn when I was suddenly swarmed by bees. When my grandma saw me covered in stings later on, she said, "Oh yeah, there are tons of bees in the grass! Be careful!" FML
Today, I got up feeling refreshed and positive for the first time in ages, so I happily threw my window open to greet the beautiful morning. A bee flew into my eye. FML
Today, I was riding my motorcycle on the highway and wearing all of my gear - boots, gloves, jacket, and full-face helmet. Somehow a bee found the only spot not covered on my body and stung my neck. I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I helped my parents out by tearing down the old, rusty swing set that's been in our backyard for years. Little did I know that there was a beehive hidden in the long grass, and I now have dozens of painful red bumps all over me. FML
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24788 7
Haha, bees love you. At least it wasn't bears.
Jeffo314 0
Maybe you shouldn't be using honey as a hair conditioner then so you don't attract the bees like Nicolas Cage does. OH NO NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES!
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Comments (108)
24788 7
Haha, bees love you. At least it wasn't bears.
nativebacon 0
Lol........ to be sitting outside, and all of a sudden have a bear pounce on your head. ........it's funnier in my mind......
aback 5
Ow. XD
xenomorph 0
Or are you making a reference to this? (http://www.ilovebees.com/)
Hiimhaileypotter 53
# 1 and 61 - I thought you both typed "beans." That was hilarious, picturing beans. xP
RedRogue85 10
#1stworldproblems :D
Ringmaster1 0
Ooh, bad luck. Remember not to wear it next time.
lakaiskate 12
I don't understand the necessity of putting "expensive". I do not think anyone cares.
TrippingOnAcid 29
#102 If anything they deserve it for spending a lot of money on conditioner. Conditioner is one of those products which cheap or expensive is still just conditioner. OP you gullible consumer
glykoula09 0
I probably wouldve shittt myself I'm terrified of bees.... 3rd
nike1 0
hahah lol (y)
fmlforever_2 0
#3 im with u my sis got stung in the temples by some bees and now im ******* scared shitless wen i see one lol but that sucks OP wat type of conditioner was it? FYL for sure
katiedoll6 7
Ugghh I hate bees but I despise wasps
cd_130 0
Dame that suck atleast I didn't get stung by them ! LOL
chello12 0
damn*
redbluegreen 41
It probably smells like fruit and you wore bright colors or black. Seriously. It happens all the time.
kwinters 5
wow, that sucks!
crazy_cat_lady24 0
That happened to me with a very sweet smelling hair spray. Whenever I walked around or rode my bike large amounts of insects would collect in my hair. Once I was riding my bike and when I ran a hand through my hair, a bee that had been hiding there stung my hand.
sillypuppy 0
Ouch! Sorry to hear that. Did it hurt? O_o
4dakill 0
Could have just been the fact that you were EATING outside MAYBE?? just a thought
crazy_cat_lady24 0
Nah, some hair products really do that. Especially the ones with sweet fruit-like smells.
beautifulskies 0
I agree, i highly doubt it was the conditioner, why did you come to that conclusion anyway? does it SAY that on the bottle? You were probably eating a honey sandwich on honey oat bread and drinking honey flavored pop
your_face 15
I was thinking along the same lines - how can you be sure it was the conditioner?
crapthisismylife 0
Then the bees would probably have gone to the food. If she thinks they are attracted to the conditioner they probably flocked to her hair.
Jeffo314 0
Maybe you shouldn't be using honey as a hair conditioner then so you don't attract the bees like Nicolas Cage does. OH NO NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES!
starflake 3
LOL! XD
allmidnighteyes 11
LOLOLOLLL #10
Logica42 0
HAH! #10 LAWL.
getgo57 0
there is a morning talk show in Detroit called "mojo in the morning" and they do phone scams and one if them was just like that except it had to do with a salon
qetzacoatl122112 0
So obviously she was copying that, I mean there is no other logical explanation.