mounya

Today, I realised that my closeted gay friend has dated more women this year than I have in my 28 years of life. FML

Today, I went to a group gym lesson. While working on our abs, the coach came through, touching our stomachs to check we were doing the exercises correctly. When he got to me, he asked, "How many kids have you got then?" I'm 22, and I've got none. FML