Today, I found out I’m pregnant and got excited. We’d never discussed kids before since we’ve only been dating a year, but I was so happy… until I told him, and his face just fell. I left after he drank himself unconscious and I’m now at my mum's house FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
Today, I found out I’m pregnant with the man I’ve been in love with for almost a year. When I told him, he got down on one knee, cuddled my abdomen and said, "Get out." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He immediately had a massive panic attack about how a kid is going to ruin his life and split us up, because obviously I’ll choose the baby over him. We’re now in hospital because he hyperventilated, passed out and fractured his skull on the door handle. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I found out I’m pregnant. My fiancé was beaming with joy. However, I’m not sure if he’s the father because I recently had hate sex/quickie with my ex-boyfriend, who is also my coworker. I wish the Earth would swallow me. FML
Today, while discussing kids, my fiancé told me he has a kid already with his previous fiancé, but he hates kids so much, he left and moved to this country before it was born. He doesn’t even know if it’s a boy or girl, because he simply doesn’t give a toss. Yes, I’m pregnant. FML
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TwoBytesCarley 27
A year? And you haven’t spoken about kids?? Kind of something you would want to know before spending a bunch of time with someone who may not be compatible with you, no?
Wadlaen 24
I know several people who has become pregnant as a direct result of getting very drunk, but I really think you should have thought it through and talked about having kids before you had unprotected sex, as pregnancy is a well known risk when one is doing that. Best of luck!
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TwoBytesCarley 27
A year? And you haven’t spoken about kids?? Kind of something you would want to know before spending a bunch of time with someone who may not be compatible with you, no?
Wadlaen 24
I know several people who has become pregnant as a direct result of getting very drunk, but I really think you should have thought it through and talked about having kids before you had unprotected sex, as pregnancy is a well known risk when one is doing that. Best of luck!
QueenSaru 28
I'm sorry that this isn't going the way you wanted, but as someone who never wants kids, that kind of stuff is first date questions IMO. Why waste a year on someone and THEN find out you have completely different life goals?
emmalou 19
I can tell you from personal experience you 100% want to choose the person you have children with. for the kids sake but especially yours. If you're not too far along, get rid of it and plan better by preventing. 1yr relationship is way too young for this kind of commitment.
Rake 18
People assume that he didn't want kids. But Maybe he did, just not with someone he knows only a year and possibly didn't get serious enough to have a life long commitment with. Maybe they are young and he still wanted a few more years of freedom before going on with kids and family.