Today, I asked a girl from class out. Not only did she say, "Ew, no way, never, creepo!", but four hours later her boyfriend, who I didn't know about, threatened me with a gun if I ever even looked at his girl again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML
Today, after math class, the resident creepy kid approached me and asked me out. I've only spoken to him twice before, so I was creeped out, and I politely declined. He totally lost it, and shouted that I'm a "friend-zoning bitch" before storming out of the room. FML
Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, in a convenience store, I asked a girl who wasn't wearing her mask and not keeping her distance to step away. After telling me to fuck off, she put her mask on, went to the teenage manager and said I was harassing her. Even after hearing my side of the story, I was asked to leave. Turns out it was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML
Today, I rejected a girl I work with because I have a girlfriend. That girl then posted on Facebook that she'd friendzoned me for being creepy. My girlfriend saw the post, believed it, and dumped me. FML
Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML
Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML
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Top comments
Yudith 28
This boyfriend is seriously insecure. Somebody should suggest that he sees a psychologist before he performs a trans-occipital implant on someone. Not you, though; you don't want to be his guinea pig.
Thaylok 17
Good on you for trying and putting yourself out there. Maybe next time do a little homework and finding out if she is dating anyone. Also talk to her more and find out how genuine she is about being nice to you.
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Thaylok 17
Good on you for trying and putting yourself out there. Maybe next time do a little homework and finding out if she is dating anyone. Also talk to her more and find out how genuine she is about being nice to you.
Yudith 28
This boyfriend is seriously insecure. Somebody should suggest that he sees a psychologist before he performs a trans-occipital implant on someone. Not you, though; you don't want to be his guinea pig.
Justkidding100 41
call the cops on him
tiptoppc 21
Cops don’t do jack. At least in the USA. My wife and I were beaten up by another tenant in our complex and police refused to arrest him. Wouldn’t even file a report. He beat me up since i didn’t “look handicapped” and had legit handicapped plates and he got pissed. I just moved and have to sue the complex. They let this druggy move in with major felony records and is a sexual predator across from a school
RichardPencil 32
Gimme three steps. Gimme three steps, mister.
Iamthebanzai22 21
Hi. I know it doesn't feel that way right now but, trust me, the trash has taken itself out. A girl who can't even graciously decline a genuine, straightforward request with something like 'Thank you, I am flattered but unfortunately I have a boyfriend' is not worth your time or your tears. On top of that, it seems as though her 'type' is an insecure jerk who has to hide behind a gun. It looks like she doesn't have an eye for a real man anyhow. Don't worry about her, just work at being the best version of yourself and one day the girls will be beating your door down. Be the watering hole, not the hunter.
n3rdn3ss 8
Definitely call authorities on that guy, see what kind of man he his when he's in jail. As for her, if that thing is what she considers boyfriend material then you are better off without that.