Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
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rachexl 0
at least now you can find someone older than 14
wantsomejewinu 0
Some girls are annoying as hell like that.
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arrivezalhelico 0
she better be puttin out man
Enoch134 0
lol if they are twelve then they beat me by 5 years lol
Crazybae 0
she's just a uptight bitch
wowbango 0
sounds like she's a beating anyway. good riddance.
yusaku02 20
fyi but you're better off without a girl like that
liquidbunny 0
you dodged a bullet, homie.
boggabogga 0
it will probably be one of the best things that ever happened to you, believe me!
Miss_Jeannie 0
So she definitely overreacted and it's probably best that you're not with someone who is like that. However, it seems odd that you never once thought to ask about her birthday in the time leading up to when you first started going out...Live and learn, I guess!
KurouTenshi 0
Lawl, YDI cause it should be a basic "get to know her" :P
ianmclaughlin 0
sucks
eddles 0
one the first date you should have talked and got to no her so you would then no when her bday was
snake_Girl85 0
What, do you recommend they fill out a questionnaire on the first date? That way he should know her birthday, favorite foods, allergies, the name of her first pet, shoe size, and her top 5 names for future children. You don't need to learn EVERYTHING about a person on the first date, I would much rather learn about their personality than their birthday and life-history. For all he knew it was still 10 months away. If her birthday was that soon, it was HER responsibility to bring it up in casual conversation, or even drop a not-so-subtle hint. That or don't get upset that he's not a psychic or a stalker (or worse, a psychic stalker). FYL OP, but be glad you got away from her while you had the chance!