Today, the only person who wished me a happy birthday is the policeman who checked my identity card for being "suspiciously gangster-like". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the only person to wish me a "Happy birthday" was the cop who'd pulled me over, as he handed me my ticket. FML
Today, I celebrated my 18th birthday. Alone. My only birthday wish came from the police officer who gave me a ticket. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML
Today, I was arrested on my 25th birthday and thrown in jail overnight for impersonating myself. FML
Today, of the two IDs I possess, I handed the cop that pulled me over the fake one. FML
Today, my loneliness pushed me to buy a pack of cigarettes just so I had to show my ID to the clerk, hoping he would wish me a happy birthday. I don't even smoke and he didn't say anything. FML
Today, I got mugged on the way to my 21st birthday party at a bar. I begged the thug to at least throw me my ID, only to have him laugh and run away singing, "Happy Birthday." FML
Today, I had my 18th birthday party. At midnight, three police officers showed up at my door and asked if they could look around. Were we doing anything bad? Nope. My friends suck at parking. Before they left, the officers said that this was the most toned down party they'd seen in years. FML
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goldenone 2
you were probably doing 55 in a fifty foe.
littlemissFYL 5
OP was probably riding dirty.
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Comments (208)
Docbee 11
were you?
fatgirllovesfml 0
awwhhhh poor you;( No friends?;( FYL big time! and where's your family? are u a runaway kid?
sterlingarcher 1
:( that's depressing
Wallin3 0
harsh.
whitesox365 0
i think if 18 changed their picture not as many people would vote his/her comments down
r6_fml 4
They were probly rockin the pimp limp
ilovecheeer 0
HAPPY BIRTHDAY. (:
C6Racer 0
You lookin like a foo' with yo' pants on the ground!!
JacksonCampbell 9
What happened next?
omfgTACOsYeSs 0
cool story bro...
CheckMyProfile 17
I've see this post, or something too close, before in this site!
rhiseph 0
awe :/ happy birthday <3
C6Racer 0
81, you must be new. Half the posts on FML are fake.
ImThePope 2
Happy birthday? :o
littlemissFYL 5
OP was probably riding dirty.
TinyDude 10
Meh this happens alot in singapore. ur branded as a gangster if u got tattoos piercings or dyed hair. so whats new lols.
urdirtyolduncle 15
"They trying to catch me riding dirty."
cardinallove 11
Awww poor OP :( Happy Birthday!!! :)
sailorzoe 14
I've been guilty of being tattooed before. Happens more than you'd think!
maa_rico 4
131 those tattoos look very hot on you ; )
Lucidium 0
who would marry 131
whitesox365 0
how dare you tattoo 131!!!? how dare you?!?!
Tuesdays76 0
165, Someone who Loves her obviously.
EvilCupcake8361 9
131- your tatoos are soo sick:)
TroII 0
That sounds pretty badass.. ubless you dont want to be gangster lol
TroII 0
unless* sorry
meg353 0
lol
vegan_muffin 5
apparently it doesn't feel good to be a ganster...
slightlypyro1996 4
the Geto Boys were wrong!! D:
supertacowaffle 41
WTF?
that1guyyy 12
why the exclamation?
notsocrazee 0
that's a question mark...
notsocrazee 0
that's a question mark...
supertacowaffle 41
Last time I looked at the definition of the symbol, it was a question mark...
kurdi 0
happy birthday
goldenone 2
you were probably doing 55 in a fifty foe.
kameryn25 3
WIN^^
Copernicus_fml 3
that made me laugh
PushMyButtons 5
hahahaha that was great.
lmfao1643 3
Umm you mean fiddy five in a fiddy foe?
unsuccesfulmastu 4
it's fiddy foe black people can't say fifty FYL
Baby2000 0
lol yeh yours is right.
sematariux 7
Lmfao
baldou16 0
nah it was 55 1/2
Rawr100 0
winning
xX99problemsXx 0
if I could thumbs up twice, I would. (:
tonydizzle 0
lol license and registration and get outta the car are you carrying a weapon on you I know a lot of you are l
saikanoluna 0
ydi for letting urself get caught, dont go out in public like that, be safely gangster-like in ur own home
alexxss_fml 10
smh. ^this
CapnLawly 0
bitch be trippin.
enonymous 9
Being suspicious like in Singapore? isn't that immediate grounds for a whipping and 3 years in jail?
tittymagic 0
haha good one...
plataapusss 0
happy birthday! love random fml commenter
thatbitch99 0
you shouldnt be gangster-like