Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
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Today, my girlfriend planned our day, she wanted to play FIFA before having sex. I won 11-0. She stormed out of the room, went home and isn't picking my calls / texting back. It's been 12 hours. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today, I was laughing at a girl who really sucks at badminton. Turns out she has anger issues, and a really good aim when she's mad. I've never been hit so hard in the crotch before. FML
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Top comments
littlexlion 4
Ah, gotta love females. If they win, they are upset because you "let them win". If they lose, they have a hissy fit. Yay for double edge swords!
kbaker90 0
I hate girls who do that. It's really annoying (don't go off on me, I'm a girl). She's just being cranky and will hopefully get over it soon.
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Comments (76)
crap345 0
the game is supposed to go to 21.
Failsinking 0
Wow...well I agree with #45.
_anonymoose_ 0
Just tell her! She'll laugh it off.
Dyeuhrea 0
who plays to twenty? Pretty sure its always to twenty one... so you still have time to make up some ground...
som_fml 0
so... your girlfriend thinks you're better at every sport/game than her just because you're male?
DameGreyWulf 1
Anyone remember that FML about the guy taking a girl to an arcade and beating her at every game? Anyone remember how many people suggested letting her win? This is why you do not.
jonny2x4 0
You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't. You're not allowed to take a dive and you can't totally pwn her either. what's a guy to do? Here's an idea. Ask for a rematch and place a wager on it. If you win, she has to have sex with you. If she wins, you have to have sex with her. There are no losers and everyone goes to bed happy.
bubblybrooke 12
see when me and my ex used to play poker (strip xD) we were both competative but nobody let anyone win...and winner got to do whatever they wanted to the other one after, ending in a lovely round of intense sex. :D
Witchcraft_fml 5
If you'd beaten her she probably would have thrown a fit too. I'm a really sore loser, so I'm speaking from experience. :] Although I wouldn't have cared about the "respect" thing.
michaelcarell 0
she sounds like she's eight.