Today, my fiancée decided to leave me because she wasn't happy. Little did I know, she's been fucking her coworker for the past month or so. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my girlfriend of 3 years out to where we had our first date. I proposed to her. She breaks down in tears as she tells me she's been sleeping with her co-worker for the past year. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding, because she found out I had sex with another woman. Three years before we even met. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
Today, my fiancée of 4 years decided she can't live with me anymore. She never gave a reason, just upped and left. FML
Today, the man I've been with for ten years left me for a coworker he's known for three months. FML
Today, I learned of my girlfriend’s affair with her coworker. And by coworker, I mean my long-time friend, who we helped get a job at her work in the first place. FML
Today, my girlfriend got fired from her job for arguing with her female coworker. I found out from a mutual friend that the reason they were arguing was because they were fighting over "a hot male coworker" who hooked up with the female coworker. I think I need to leave her. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML
Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for her boss. The same boss who, two weeks ago, caused her to come to me crying because he was sexually harassing her at work. When I told her I'd intervene, she told me she'd handle it. I guess she certainly did. FML
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Plop 17
Well, either she was unhappy with ******* her coworker, or she's a cheating *****. Your choice. (subject to OP being an asshole, but they rarely date each other.)
RichardPencil 32
That's sad. She's ******* her coworker (and presumably you from time to time) and she's still unhappy? Neither of you guys must know what they're doing in the sack.
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Plop 17
Well, either she was unhappy with ******* her coworker, or she's a cheating *****. Your choice. (subject to OP being an asshole, but they rarely date each other.)
RichardPencil 32
That's sad. She's ******* her coworker (and presumably you from time to time) and she's still unhappy? Neither of you guys must know what they're doing in the sack.