Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML
Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML
Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML
Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML
Today, I realized that my bike was stolen. It was no big deal, my name and number was on it, but it was a crappy bike anyway. I live 3 miles away, and while I was on my walk home I noticed a bike had been thrown through my principal's window. Who's bike was it? Mine. FML
Today, my bike was stolen. Partially. Since I always locked it up, some asswipe thought it would be funny to steal the handlebar stem and the seat, leaving the actual handlebar dangling by the brake cables. Since there was no way to steer or sit, I had to carry my bike one mile back to my dorm. FML
Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML
Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML
Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML
Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML
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Top comments
lovelyred 0
I would steal the other persons bike if it's so nice.
westsidewhite 0
haha! maybe the better bike got there after yours was stolen
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Comments (93)
DianeArmstrong 0
love a good challenge.
Memoohhh 0
take the nicer bike?
westsidewhite 0
haha! maybe the better bike got there after yours was stolen
lovelyred 0
I would steal the other persons bike if it's so nice.
cheergirly16 0
noo cuz that's not nicee:/ why ruin someone elses day just becuz yours is?
MyChemical_fml 0
Yeahhh.. Take that bike :o
turtlemansam 6
You should know that robbers don't take the easy way out.
number0 8
YDI for having a bike. You can try, but you won't get thin.
kidsanchez1 4
ydi for riding a bike and take the nicer bike that happend for a reason
tygerarmy 35
This happened to me too a couple years back when I was dorming; my bikes brakes where f'ed up and I had left it locked up through two hurricanes, so it was not in great condition. Yet my piece of shit was stolen and the two nicer bikes were not. And I had a U-bolt. Oh, good job on not stealing the nicer bike.