Today, my girlfriend and I made lists of what celebrities we're interested in. The first one she listed wasn't a celebrity - it was my brother. He's spending the weekend with us. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, my mother told me that I could take a friend on vacation with us. Then she added that because I have no friends, my brother can bring his girlfriend instead. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML
Today, my date for this weekend called and asked if he could bring his possible new girlfriend on our weekend getaway as well. FML
Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML
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dodo97 0
okay just stay with her the whole time!!
WhyTheFace4 0
who does that?
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Comments (133)
darkmis1 18
Get her pregnant! Lolz jk...........but seriously-you should talk to her.
akmilly 5
why would you make such a list anyway? ytd
oldenuff2party 3
if u have to worry about her and ur brother then daym fyl
iHeavenz 0
Wow, what a bitch. You should've listed her mom and sister on the list.
captainkrispy 2
I say we throw more water bottles at him
alex1432 9
Kate Beckinsale and Jennifer Love Hewitt for me : )
captainkrispy 2
Justin bieber
jmole18 0
ydi for making that list in the first place. also 27 you have no abs your ribs just go all the way around. try meat sometime.
mistired 0
ignorance is hot
DaphneLovesDerby 2
threesome? hahahaha