Today, my date for this weekend called and asked if he could bring his possible new girlfriend on our weekend getaway as well. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
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Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who insisted that I go with him to his friend's house party to meet people and socialize, as I'm new to the city. When I got there, I realised he had invited two other girls as his date as well. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Hell, yeah! On the drive, play that song “don’t you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?” and establish your dominance!
FishyFishy 12
Is it possible it might just be his new girlfriend and him on the trip now?
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Comments (9)
FishyFishy 12
Is it possible it might just be his new girlfriend and him on the trip now?
RichardPencil 32
Hell, yeah! On the drive, play that song “don’t you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?” and establish your dominance!
Charlie Given 28
Wow should've said sure only if I can bring whips, chains and my gimp 😈😏
bluhbluhbluh 14
You need to get away.
Gundel 22
I hope you said "No!"
fabs1171 23
Just make sure when you’re all having sex, you’re not sitting in the corner wanking (I know, OP is a chick) while they go for it
Cali 57
Meta.
ChakatBlackstar 29
Aaaaaand? Inquiring minds want to find out what happened next!