Today, I took a call from a man who said his dating apps are connecting him with "black and oriental women" when he only wants white women. I spent 47 minutes on the phone with this customer trying to explain that I am only an AT&T Service Rep and have no control over any dating apps. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, my boss found me on a dating app. He found it perfectly acceptable to message me and didn't understand why I wasn't comfortable with it. He now wants to have a meeting with me about inappropriate behavior outside of work. FML
Today, I went on two dates from a dating app. The first one said halfway through that we couldn't date because it would break his contract. The second one catfished me. This is why I have multiple dates in one day. They never end well. FML
Today, a customer called me "chink eyes", "dog eater", "bloody Chinese communist" and "ching chong." I'm black. FML
Today, I set up a profile on a dating app, stating that I'm awkward amongst other things. Within minutes, a guy messaged me. I was thrilled, until he started threatening me because he has Aspergers, and according to him, only they are "allowed" to be awkward. I had to delete my profile. FML
Today, I called customer service for my phone. We talked for a while and the man was very nice to me. Too nice. Right before hanging up, he said, “Have a good day ma’am!” He was flirting the whole time and I didn’t realize it, and he didn’t that I’m a guy. FML
Today, I went on a Tinder date. He seemed pretty normal. Very handsome, and a complete gentleman. Turned out he's a white supremacist. FML
Today, I had a woman accuse me of trying to steal her husband over the phone, just because I called and asked for him. I'm an interviewer. FML
Today, while I was working at a call center, a customer was pranking me using an obviously fake Asian accent. He kept saying his name was “Phuck Mi”, his phone number was 666-3629 (as in "Sex sex sex free sex tonight") and making moaning noises and sexual phrases. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML
Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who said, "Good girl" whenever I said anything that he agreed with. FML
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Top comments
ResidentThatGuy 12
Maybe you should have distributed his cell phone number to all the hot singles in his area...
species4872 20
Should have told him to put the damn phone away and actually go and meet people.
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ResidentThatGuy 12
Maybe you should have distributed his cell phone number to all the hot singles in his area...
TheAspieDork 27
The hot black and oriental singles in particular
ElusiveMee 6
Did you get a date?
OhPuhleeze 23
I had people like them. I connected them to the right department all the time (connected their call to our advertisers)
OhPuhleeze 23
Should've told him that the app designers do this. When nobody wants to date a person, the app matches them up with persons they wouldn't date in a million years. Mostly it happens to people who don't have a job, skills, education, personality, money, and live in their parents basement. Their way of letting someone down easy.
species4872 20
Should have told him to put the damn phone away and actually go and meet people.
jcash52426 5
At a certain point you just have to hang up. But if you do make sure to speak with a manager after so that they can review the call and back you up if they call to complain about the hang up
RichardPencil 32
Bullshit! AT&T controls everything! Put one of your creepy NSA filters on his phone, so he only gets the white ladies he wants. Use your snooping technology to help customers for a change.
alternative-facts 6
Points for anyone who knows what the title references :) That customer sounds like a total scumbag. You should have referred him to jailbabes.com.
Cali 57
I'm glad someone got it!
xXDemonWolfXx 13
Why is he a scum bag for having a preference for only white women.
pjsr 33
You should have explained that these women must have requested to meet only men who only want to date white women. If he meets that request, then one of his will get met. When people don't make any sense, it's best to respond with something that doesn't make any sense.
writergirl1029 17
I'm totally know how you feel! I used to work for Tech Support in AT&T, and I'd usually get one person like this a week. I could usually convince them after five minutes or so. Sorry you got a particularly stubborn/stupid one.