Today, my girlfriend and I made lists of what celebrities we're interested in. The first one she listed wasn't a celebrity - it was my brother. He's spending the weekend with us. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, my mother told me that I could take a friend on vacation with us. Then she added that because I have no friends, my brother can bring his girlfriend instead. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML
Today, my date for this weekend called and asked if he could bring his possible new girlfriend on our weekend getaway as well. FML
Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML
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dodo97 0
okay just stay with her the whole time!!
WhyTheFace4 0
who does that?
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Comments (133)
SleepyHead34 0
well tell him to find another place to stay! jeez isnt it so easy to do!!
kristinvidja 2
My god... I'd dump her... I think she's likely to cheat
morallygrey 0
Sucks to be you man. She will be sleeping with him soon enough because that's how it goes-definitely FYL!
Busterfml 0
I sense the world's most awkward threesome incoming.
Vehicle 1
Maybe she was trying to make a point because you were the one who suggested the list.
alexaluvee 0
sooo.? haha that doesn't mean anything. well it doesn't mean anything YET anyway...
Soccerstudd15 0
LOL 49 has such a valid point.
haterade57 0
aww man fyl
jdfml90 0
YDI for making Lists. YDI becuase your brother is better looking than you. Again YDI for making lists...
FFML_314 12
Or, say "OMG this is so weird. Our number 1 person is....the same!" Then go run to your moms closet, change into one of her dresses, slap some makeup on your face and do a little dance for you girlfriend. It's foolproof! She is sure to forget about your brother, than you can have him all to yourself.