Today, my girlfriend and I made lists of what celebrities we're interested in. The first one she listed wasn't a celebrity - it was my brother. He's spending the weekend with us. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, my mother told me that I could take a friend on vacation with us. Then she added that because I have no friends, my brother can bring his girlfriend instead. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML
Today, my date for this weekend called and asked if he could bring his possible new girlfriend on our weekend getaway as well. FML
Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML
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dodo97 0
okay just stay with her the whole time!!
WhyTheFace4 0
who does that?
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Comments (133)
babay_xD 0
hahahaha[:
babay_xD 0
hahahaha[:
HELLOjealousy 4
I don't understand why you two would be doing that together to begin with.
CaptainNewts 0
Maybe she'd just been looking for a way to torpedo your relationship, and this was the first thing that came along. I don't understand why you'd want to make lists of other people you'd like to sleep with...let's check out the pros and cons. PROS ?????? CONS Someone could get jealous.
kobebryant100 5
my list would be olivia wilde mila kunis and brooklyn decker ... the perfect women.
Illyssa_fml 4
She just wants a threesome..way to keep it in the family haha
briree 0
how can yu see someones picture?
haleigh_gurl 0
haha i like your girlfriend. that sounds just like something i would do.
Rosebreaker 6
Lol
ABLACKTHUG 4
What kind of lady would admit that about your brother?! Better keep an eye on that beeotch!