Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try something new. I ended up tied to the bed, and my girlfriend discovered how ticklish I am. Worst 3 hours of my life. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend confided in me that she wanted to try bondage. Since I trust her, I said sure. After I was tied to the bed, she tickled me until I pissed myself. FML
Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML
Today, my girlfriend wanted to play a game call "bondage bingo," taking turns tying each other up in different positions, and if we can’t escape, we get to take a picture. Whoever gets the most pictures wins. After tying me to a chair, she ended up leaving me there for hours. FML
Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML
Today, I'm training to be a nurse in a hospital. Our teacher asked for a volunteer to demonstrate how bed restraints work. After I was shackled to the bed she said, "Now let's make sure they work. Are you ticklish?" My entire class tickled me until I screamed, cried and nearly wet my pants. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML
Today, my girlfriend revealed that last night she decided to 'test how asleep I was' by putting her finger up my nose as far as she could. Then in my mouth. Then in my ear. Then back in my mouth. I slept through the whole thing. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
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Top comments
ithilaelin 0
YDI. Always establish a safeword ;)
FYLDeep 26
Of course, if you whine about being tied up and tickled too much, you'll have to be gagged as well.
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Comments (156)
EpicSquishii 21
How did you stand it!?! I'm extremely ticklish & My exes always snuggled my neck with their beard stubble... I screamed bloody murder but at least I could kick them
whited666 0
I thought you were a guy at first, hahaha
nivek2120 8
Sooooo you like hairy older vampire like men.
DrOfTheInternet 6
Look at the pic haha.... Not a man
ikickgingers 15
If there are 16 candles on her birthday cake and one is for good luck... She's too young for you dude.
Regmeister 10
Yeaaaaah buddy!
kleopath 11
Irrelevant
ikickgingers 15
^^^^ gtfo :)
jizzwold 21
No that means they are juuuust right.
ifailplzinsultme 0
If you have to make an airplane noise to get your penis in her mouth.... She's too young for you bro
whited666 0
At least you're getting some!!
Michael_92 20
Hahaha well you did agree to try something new....maybe next time inqure as to what?
m3lyc 18
Can I have her instead?
1JDub 6
YDI....It would have been cute for 2 seconds. Then everything I called her and her mother woulda killed the mood and got me untied...FYL
wiredinvegas 1
Or maybe you'd still be tied up and gagged, If you relinquish all control to someone else, who knows what you are letting yourself in for. Maybe some company you hadn't expected?
MisterEx 28
Doesn't matter. Had sex.
detorio 2
Sooo good :3
Palirose 22
Hahaha sounds like a fun night if you ask me. :P
Joanlysn 0
Yeah but for 3 hours that's pushing it lol
xbrit551 13
Tickling is actually considered a torture.
marpay 11
Tickling- like rape except you're forced to laugh.