Today, my girlfriend wanted to play a game call "bondage bingo," taking turns tying each other up in different positions, and if we can’t escape, we get to take a picture. Whoever gets the most pictures wins. After tying me to a chair, she ended up leaving me there for hours. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, and ever since I've known her, my girlfriend easily falls asleep if she lies down. We decided to try bondage on our bed, but once laying down she fell asleep. I was the one tied up to the bed frame. When she woke up, I thought it would be funny to say I could stay two more hours like that. She took it seriously. FML
Today, my girlfriend confided in me that she wanted to try bondage. Since I trust her, I said sure. After I was tied to the bed, she tickled me until I pissed myself. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try something new. I ended up tied to the bed, and my girlfriend discovered how ticklish I am. Worst 3 hours of my life. FML
Today, to my surprise, my girlfriend accepted to try bondage, despite not being particularly turned on by it. I understood why when, after she firmly tied me up to the bed, she ate 80% of the two-person cake we bought for dinner. In front of me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me to tie her up and spank her while fucking her and calling her a slut. But heaven forbid I later scream at her during an argument. She wailed and gave me the silent treatment, all because I raised my voice. FML
Today, my girlfriend dared me to put on her bra and panties and give her a lap dance. Feeling spontaneous, I decided to do it. Just as I was getting really into it, she told me I was on webcam for all her friends. Apparently it was a contest of who had their boyfriend the most whipped. She won. FML
Today, I attempted to score with a previous friend-with-benefits by sending her a photo of my Christmas present, bondage rope. She arrived an hour later in a mad panic. She thought I was going to hang myself. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML
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Top comments
Jackey 29
Bondage play SHOULD be Safe, Sane, and Consensual. If your partner breaks your agreement and leaves you tied up for hours during kink-play, she's none of those.
RichardPencil 32
That’s knot nice! Are the rules of the game binding or are there loopholes? Most bingo players play multiple cards simultaneously. Where did your girlfriend go while you were immobilized?
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Comments (8)
RichardPencil 32
That’s knot nice! Are the rules of the game binding or are there loopholes? Most bingo players play multiple cards simultaneously. Where did your girlfriend go while you were immobilized?
BurnInDemonFire 39
She got bored, and decided to play Uno. Without the cards.
RichardPencil 32
For hours? He must be a pretty boring prisoner!
BurnInDemonFire 39
Of course. Why else would she leave him there?
Jackey 29
Bondage play SHOULD be Safe, Sane, and Consensual. If your partner breaks your agreement and leaves you tied up for hours during kink-play, she's none of those.
Trinity Fenwick 7
bye bye girlfriend.
Yudith 28
So... did she win her game of War of Warcraft/Dota/Counter Strike?
stormy0307 16
I once tied my wife up and tied a vibrator to her leg and then I went to the other room to play a match of world of warships. She loved the suspense of it and I could hear her so if there was a problem I could come rescue her.