Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try something new. I ended up tied to the bed, and my girlfriend discovered how ticklish I am. Worst 3 hours of my life. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend confided in me that she wanted to try bondage. Since I trust her, I said sure. After I was tied to the bed, she tickled me until I pissed myself. FML
Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML
Today, my girlfriend wanted to play a game call "bondage bingo," taking turns tying each other up in different positions, and if we can’t escape, we get to take a picture. Whoever gets the most pictures wins. After tying me to a chair, she ended up leaving me there for hours. FML
Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML
Today, I'm training to be a nurse in a hospital. Our teacher asked for a volunteer to demonstrate how bed restraints work. After I was shackled to the bed she said, "Now let's make sure they work. Are you ticklish?" My entire class tickled me until I screamed, cried and nearly wet my pants. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML
Today, my girlfriend revealed that last night she decided to 'test how asleep I was' by putting her finger up my nose as far as she could. Then in my mouth. Then in my ear. Then back in my mouth. I slept through the whole thing. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
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Top comments
ithilaelin 0
YDI. Always establish a safeword ;)
FYLDeep 26
Of course, if you whine about being tied up and tickled too much, you'll have to be gagged as well.
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Comments (156)
KissMyFurryAss 10
The safe word is banana. It's always banana. Remember that.
PawsUp_fml 2
The real safe phrase for a woman, "I used to be a man!" for men, "You're as good as your sister." Works every time.
theuns 8
for men saying your as good as my sister would work better
Marcella1016 32
60 - "I used to be a man" can get your ass kicked. Ever watch the news? I hear most men don't take too kindly to that...
1awliet 8
Well then find out how ticklish she is and get her back :)
emjayprice 0
you should be glad she didn't gag you and pull out a whip... unless that's what you had in mind ;)
carlosantana0219 2
That's what you'd do, huh? You dominatrix...
emjayprice 0
nah, I like that done to me.
vampire1618 5
I have a habit of kicking people in the chest or head when I get tickled so usually no one tries for more than a few minutes. Plus I have asthma so they also ten to stop when I can't breathe.
TheAwkHawk 14
#39 do they eleven to continue if you start breathing again?
ibestef 1
This should be on MLIA.
insanez58 11
this sounds really fun actually lol, well mabey only for 10 minutes
skippy_doodaday 5
hahaaaa!! i've done that!!! i was doing the tickling though, so much fun.
x_Rainbow_Dash_x 4
Wish I could be in your position... I need a gf...
xiaoxaio 5
^ forever alone lol
drivemysoul19 8
You watch my little pony, i don't think girls find that very manly.
screamo_neve 12
76 is right. That's a definite turn-off for most girls.
x_Rainbow_Dash_x 4
#76 and #84, actually most girls I know don't care that I watch it, I just don't have the guts to ask any out, I'm pretty good friends with some though...
Zoranius 6
That's hot
Enslaved 38
That's pretty cruel of your girlfriend, if she tickled you the whole three hours. Pay back should be sweet! I'm not ticklish at all.): I'm amazed with how many people are.