Today, I'm training to be a nurse in a hospital. Our teacher asked for a volunteer to demonstrate how bed restraints work. After I was shackled to the bed she said, "Now let's make sure they work. Are you ticklish?" My entire class tickled me until I screamed, cried and nearly wet my pants. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Mr Tickle
Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML
Today, I went to a first aid training course. I had to lie on the floor and pretend I was unconscious. We were supposed to be doing the recovery position, but the guy I was working with decided to perform CPR instead and grope my boobs in the process. FML
Hold me close young Tony Danza
Today, I was training at work on proper techniques of physical restraint. As my coworker was practicing on me, I realized this was the first time I've had physical contact with a man in years. I'm ashamed to admit how good it felt to feel his weight pressed into my back as I pretended to resist. FML
Make it stop!
Today, I volunteered to sit in stocks at a fair. Lots of kids pulled off my shoes and socks and tickled my feet for several minutes. I was laughing so hard there were tears. FML
Today, while working for a hospital security company, I had to assist in restraining a male patient while the nurses put a catheter in him. All I will say is that it looked like a worm trying to swallow a straw. FML
Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML
Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML
Bad boy
Today, I thought it would be fun to tease my dog by standing above her and hitting each of her paws repeatedly. My dog thought it would be fun to jump up and bite at my chest whilst I wasn't wearing a shirt. I just spent four hours in hospital getting my nipple sewn back on. FML
Today, I got a breast exam. I'd never had one before, but assumed it would be quick and easy. I had no idea how ticklish my boobs are. I burst out in uncontrollable laughter and kept instinctively jerking away. FML
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Jimboom 12
Be honest. That wasn't pee... you were just getting turned on by the restraints. ;-)
JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0
Back in China, long time ago, they use tickling to torture people. FYL. :/
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mandomandomando 3
I'm sorry :(
WishResign 0
I'm not. I would have seriously loved to see this. YDI for being the one to get restrained. You should have let some other fool do that. I would never volunteer for that.
ROFLFail 0
so op deserves to get tickled to death, while she was expecting to just show an example of how a bed restraint works?
WishResign 0
37, wow "tickled to death"... calm down there, drama queen, nobody died. Someone's got a flair for the dramatic haha She still deserves what she got. she didn't know what their intentions were but allowed herself to be restrained anyway. Definition of a fool right there.
5t3ff1k4h 47
46 - You're blowing things out of proportion. "Tickled to death" is a commonly used exaggeration and does not mean 37 is a drama queen for using it. She's not a fool; I assume the "teacher" only mentioned that the nurse-in-training would be restrained to show the rest of the "class" how the restraints work. If she had the intention to tickle the nurse-in-training, she should have asked if that was okay. Better yet, she shouldn't have acted on it because the "teacher" should know that it was not necessary to touch any of the students in this situation. This is grounds enough for the OP to report the "teacher", since it was unwanted physical contact.
zakkyzebra 11
46. people have died from being tickled too much, you dumb ****. They have heart attacks from the "excitement."
WishResign 0
48, I agree completely, the teacher isn't blameless, in fact more so. it was irresponsible as a teacher & she did violate the poor woman. However, OP's still a grown woman who chose to put herself into others' hands. she may not be entirely at fault but, it's hard to say. I'm trying to explain it... but I get what you're saying. 51, we're not talking about other people we are talking about OP's specific situation. Please keep up, child. I don't argue with children, just go back to playing with your toys, little buddy.
tmmundy 17
lmao....I agree!!!
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
I suppose you could say the punishment fit the crime....DUMM DUMM DUUUUUMMMMMMMM
alex1432 9
they could have done other things that might be considered worse in most cultures
Flipflops4ever 0
Umm, how restraints work is they keep a violent patient on meth or angel dust or a person having a seizure in place & not a calm nursing student chatting with her friends. It is critical to learn not only how to apply the restraint, but what kind of person it is applied to, how they might struggle etc. Also, the OP got a taste of how the patient might feel being restrained & struggling against it. That too is a very important lesson. In many nursing school students initially learn injections by giving it to an orange, & then practice on thier fellow students. Now who wd u hire: one who only done it only on orange or who has experience in real-life setting?
klutzycleo 5
Irrelevant, #94
bennyboy111 7
is it dr cox from scrubs?
keoct 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
FYL but at the same time you kind of deserved it for allowing yourself in a compromised position.
Poepiepiesie 3
Yeah everyone would see this one coming.
EpicPear 0
^Thats what she said...
HahaHokayThen 10
Ooh, that must suck :/ you couldve tried saying that you weren't ticklish (:
Jimboom 12
Be honest. That wasn't pee... you were just getting turned on by the restraints. ;-)
satomi_ishida 0
Lol that's a twisted way to get turned on ._.
goldhighways 0
LOL
Raynuh 0
You're disgusting. Every post you have is perverted.
rougeunicorn03 17
You need to pull the stick out of your ass and lighten up.
Graawr 7
I think this is funny if I'm the one watching, but if I was you, fml. Dx Though it would still be funny.
Nena313_fml 0
aww that sucks. I'm ticklish too. But you should've just tried to bite one of their hands off or spit in their faces. That would make em stop :)
Poepiepiesie 3
Yeah you should totally cripple them, or or shoot their kneecaps! Thats only logical.
MrRawwr84 0
soooo pretty :o model??
Sheepiebeepie 26
Tickling is torture. What kind of response do you have when someone is torturing you?
nikkired 0
Are you being trained at a mental hospital ? Teachers and students tickling you stay right where you're at don't leave.
chrishansen 0
Did you ask them to stop? If you did, you have good grounds for a serious complaint to the faculty.
JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0
Back in China, long time ago, they use tickling to torture people. FYL. :/
jellybean91 12
did they really?
Bubblerider 3
They also used bamboo!! O:
SexyGamerNerd110 8
bamboo hurts! have you ever been hit with it before?!
vrock 0
that's bull
dontjudgeme13 0
ha wow but count yourself lucky compared to the other fmls