Sex and Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try something new. I ended...

By mee - 30/11/2011 06:43 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try something new. I ended up tied to the bed, and my girlfriend discovered how ticklish I am. Worst 3 hours of my life. FML

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YDI. Always establish a safeword ;)

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hasabo 12

Wednesday 1 January 2014 3:35

Wish I had a girlfriend this cool

cartedor 18

Wednesday 17 September 2014 0:55

wahahaha. did you laugh til you lost your voice? 3 whole hours? at least she had fun.

me127 17

Thursday 8 January 2015 6:53

I hope ur planning revenge.

tigerbyrn 13

Friday 1 June 2018 21:49

I can't imagine being tickled for over 10 minutes let alone 3 hours.....your gf might be a psychopath

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