Anonymous
Chatham, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
lonerjik
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML
Isuckreallybad
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Narcolepsy
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex. Over breakfast, she said it was the most intense, primal and mind-blowing sexual experience she ever had. Problem is, I don't remember a damned thing. FML
girlgirlinsanity
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, when my girlfriend woke me up, she said, "I just had the sexiest dream." Thinking she was feeling frisky, I started to try to fool around with her. She pulled away and said, "Well it wasn't about YOU." FML
wtf
Ramstein, Germany
Today, I had a nightmare and woke up in a cold sweat. My girlfriend was in bed with me at the time, and swears I yelled out another girl's name. She considers this proof that I'm cheating on her, and now she won't even speak to me. FML
happybidet
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML
unlovedandunfucked
Melbourne, Australia
Night terror
Today, I woke up from a wet dream. My girlfriend quickly figured it out and bitched me out for having one when she was "right there" for me to ask for sex. Logic failure aside, the last time I flirted with her, she called me a sex-obsessed pig and didn't talk to me for three days. FML
Stacey
It's not for everyone
Today, my fiancé had a nightmare and sat bolt upright in bed, claimed he had a nightmare where we were married, then his head hit the pillow and he was asleep again. That was his nightmare. Us being married. FML
RomanceFail
Crestwood, United States
Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
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FuzzyJack 15
She probably had a dream where you turned into 1 Direction during sex. I would be afraid too.
acidkitten 14
I think he needs to confiscate her copy of Fifty Shades of Grey.
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astralvagan 20
It's not always a bad thing. At least she was dreaming about you. Not all nightmares are actually nightmares. She could have just remembered the dream wrong.
pinkpixie06 11
So, take that girl to the bedroom and do things to her that she won't be able to stop dreaming about.
gracehi 33
Maybe she had a dream that you had I knife for a penis. O.o
Ja777 9
Oh great! Thanks for putting that idea in my head! Now I'm going to have nightmares!
gracehi 33
Sorry. :'(
MindFreakazoid 10
That sounds like a book! "The man with a knife penis".
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
I think Edward Scissorhands may have had one of those...
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Or Freddie Krueger. GOD, MY BRAIN
SneakyCaveman 13
Reminds me of a song by Cannibal Corpse.
beacbum7 7
Fyl if you perform badly in real life, but if you don't, don't take it personal.
flutter4 7
Maybe she had the nightmare because she is bad and she didn't want you to think less of her for being better than her in bed.
TheDrifter 24
Did your penis turn into a tentacle monster with teeth or something in her dream? Some freaky stuff happens in nightmares.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Or she was like the girl from "Teeth".
FlavorlessPie 7
She must have just read 50 Shades of Gray
AznSamoan52 10
She must've been watching some of those weird hentai shows before she went to sleep. Just a thought. I mean, she could've dreamt that you turned in to some kind of perverted octopus monster eager to rape her. Again, just a thought.
TheDrifter 24
Plenty of someones. I read the comments on some of the fmls from guys in trouble for things their so dreamed they did.
Nick030597 1
Haha. She must be a "good" girl