Anonymous
Chatham, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
lonerjik
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML
Isuckreallybad
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Narcolepsy
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex. Over breakfast, she said it was the most intense, primal and mind-blowing sexual experience she ever had. Problem is, I don't remember a damned thing. FML
girlgirlinsanity
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, when my girlfriend woke me up, she said, "I just had the sexiest dream." Thinking she was feeling frisky, I started to try to fool around with her. She pulled away and said, "Well it wasn't about YOU." FML
wtf
Ramstein, Germany
Today, I had a nightmare and woke up in a cold sweat. My girlfriend was in bed with me at the time, and swears I yelled out another girl's name. She considers this proof that I'm cheating on her, and now she won't even speak to me. FML
happybidet
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML
unlovedandunfucked
Melbourne, Australia
Night terror
Today, I woke up from a wet dream. My girlfriend quickly figured it out and bitched me out for having one when she was "right there" for me to ask for sex. Logic failure aside, the last time I flirted with her, she called me a sex-obsessed pig and didn't talk to me for three days. FML
Stacey
It's not for everyone
Today, my fiancé had a nightmare and sat bolt upright in bed, claimed he had a nightmare where we were married, then his head hit the pillow and he was asleep again. That was his nightmare. Us being married. FML
RomanceFail
Crestwood, United States
Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
Top comments
FuzzyJack 15
She probably had a dream where you turned into 1 Direction during sex. I would be afraid too.
acidkitten 14
I think he needs to confiscate her copy of Fifty Shades of Grey.
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Comments (104)
yazzypazzy 3
Prove her wrong?!
manguy552 0
Dump that bitch!!!!
tippi17 3
When I first read this I saw "grandma" instead of girlfriend... Count your blessings.
TADspace 30
Maybe you turned into one of those Japaneses Penis Monsters in her dream.
LittleGreenPaola 23
I thought something like that too... or that disgusting tentacular thing lol
Ehko 6
I swear there are like 2 other FMLs like this..
khaya 9
It is the ultimate compliment on a man's penis size.
RedPillSucks 33
The nightmare was that she never reached the big O unless your dad was in the room.
noisebox 1
Maybe she dreamt you came calling at her back door ...
hateevryone 15
Dump her
MuseFan1991 14
maybe she dreamt you did something awful like rape her? i have plenty of dreams that my bf cheats on/leaves me which mess me up for a while :(