Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months yelled at me for not comforting her while she was crying because her ex got a new girlfriend, and "it's just not fair." FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML
Today, someone told my girlfriend that I cheated on her. I've never cheated in my life. Instead of talking to me about it, she made a big post on Facebook about what a dick I am. Pretty much all the comments went along the lines of "What a bastard." and "Ugh, men are pigs." FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me a "controlling, overbearing psychopath." What did I do? I found out her best friend is trying to persuade her to cheat on me and I demanded she cut her friend off. I'm better off single, I know, but it still hurts. FML
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tygerarmy 35
You mean your ex-GF?
Mossears133 15
Sheesh OP, why'd you have to go and be all selfish?! Personal feelings? Pfft
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Comments (97)
kiloutou_fml 7
I reckon what she meant is that she cheated because she wasn't happy in your relationship... and so instead of focusing on you being hurt by the cheating, she thinks you should focus on her being unhappy. I'm not condoning it, just trying to explain it!
DaLiquer 20
And at that very moment you should've known that she is unreasonable and irrational and should've ended the relationship immediately! Cheers!
simsgirlgem 25
OP leave her not only did she cheat but if she can't realize she hurt you for doing it she's not worth it find someone who won't hurt you
Crammed 10
Classic response.. Cheaters always try to turn the tables..
avapaige1234 19
Oh yeah, it's not about you. It's about her cheating ass.
Timber147 9
Get rid of her!
culito_fml 10
You need a new girlfriend
BrotherTheo 31
You know, That's exactly what my ex did to me. It's unfortunately common. Along with crap like 'you drove me to it' and stuff like that. OP Regardless as to how you felt about her before, what you are going through now is horrid and you have my sympathies. No matter what you decide to do about the two of you, it's obvious you both need some time apart to think about stuff no matter what else happened that night.
fatalwish 6
some people should be highfived in the face with a chair
ligerzero459 24
And that's the point where you turn around, walk away, and never look back