Today, one of my closest friends informed me that she wasn't going to invite me to her wedding, because I'm too shy and not enough fun, and she doesn't want her 200 or so guests to feel uncomfortable. I was the one who set the happy couple up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML
Today, I rang up a good friend to ask her to be one of the two bridesmaids at my upcoming wedding. Before I could ask, she let me know that she would not be attending my wedding, as, "Weddings are expensive, so I'm not attending ones for people that are just acquaintances." FML
Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML
Today, a friend asked me if I could help him set up the stage for his wedding. Feeling honored that he considered me a close enough friend to aid him on his special day, I agreed to help. Turns out we aren't so close. I was asked to leave after I was done because I hadn't actually been invited. FML
Today, after I spent months assisting my 'work bestie' with planning/arranging her "Surprise!" wedding, Surprise! I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I arrived at my best friend's wedding and found out that my invitation was no longer valid. His brother tried to explain that they'd decided to make the ceremony for family members only, then two our classmates popped out to say hello. They're not related, neither to my friend nor to his fiancée. FML
Today, I was invited to a friend's wedding. When I got there, I was surprised to see that it was a surprise wedding, meaning I wasn’t invited at all. I stood there awkwardly for an hour, until the bride's mother finally noticed me and whispered, "You're not on the guest list, are you?" FML
Today, I told my sister I felt like her friends didn't like me, since they were ignoring my questions, opinions, etc., in the bridesmaids' chat, but were all over each other's messages. She kicked me from her bridal party, saying her friends wouldn't want me at the bridal shower and bachelorette party. FML
Today, a year after I moved out with no contact since, my former housemates texted me out of the blue to tell me I'm not invited to their wedding. Seems she thought I'd just turn up and "embarrass" myself. I never indicated that I intended or even wanted to go. FML
Today, I was told I'm not invited to my best friend's birthday party. Apparently, being divorced and childless doesn't "mesh" well with the rest of the group. My parents are still watching her kids so she can go away for the weekend. FML
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Top comments
nightowl713 25
I know it hurts, but I wouldn't go even if she change her mind. She obviously doesn't consider you as close a friend, as you do her.
Likian5 26
This ungrateful friend doesn't deserve to have you at the wedding.
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Comments (104)
nightowl713 25
I know it hurts, but I wouldn't go even if she change her mind. She obviously doesn't consider you as close a friend, as you do her.
dakatabg 31
Right, don't go
jarockstar27 10
I have a friend like that and well all i have to say is go find your true friends and leave her in the dust!
EverestMelting 23
Probably best if you don't go. I know it must be embarrassing. I'm sorry, just soldier through it and know that you made 2 people very happy with each other c:
dancinwookie 21
I'm gonna go ahead and tell you to do the exact opposite as everyone else. You go, and you make a scene. Throw the biggest adult tantrum, the likes of which have never been seen! Like, throw an egg at her. Steal the show.
dancinwookie 21
LOL! That's such terrible advice, but the picture in my head has me cracking up.
SirTalkaton 22
Bummer deal OP. just crash the wedding with a clever disguise!
NessieMonster188 17
Jeez, someone's selfish.. That really sucks OP! fyl
Likian5 26
This ungrateful friend doesn't deserve to have you at the wedding.
Zebediabolical 45
I always find the bitchier and wound up the person the more fun the wedding will be. When I shake things up that is. Can you say RAMPAGING PSYCHO BRIDEZILLA ON THE LOOSE? I knew you could.
ItsAnanya 25
Wow that's actually very hurtful. Maybe you should try talking to her about how you feel about it? On the other hand you could now always go and play Cupid with people :]
Paco_el_Taco 17
Crash that shit!
GunSh0w 4
I was going to say the same thing
happylappy 21
OP should go to the wedding with a date and make out loudly and obnoxiously the whole time. That'll show her!
guitarbeast 22
Crash it while super wasted and just let yourself go wild!
Tempest559 12
Go drink a couple of energy drinks and pound a bottle of alcohol. Shyness gone! And something fun is bound to happen
Horsempeg 25
Definetly agree with you! It doesn't sound like a great wedding anyway. Cut her out of your life and do something epic that day!
kiskraze 7
You do realize she can die from that advice !
adam3650 12
Whoah, sorry BuzzKillington!
MidnaLink 35
Buzz-kill or Life-saver!
adam3650 12
Yeah, no I was just poking fun. It's a pretty valid point.
brianarodz20 5
not such a great friend if you ask me !!
limitedition 25
Some people lose their minds when it comes to getting married. It sucks but you know where you rate with them, OP
GunSh0w 4
I think it's time to get a new friend. Or at least remind her of the reason she getting married in the first place.