Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months yelled at me for not comforting her while she was crying because her ex got a new girlfriend, and "it's just not fair." FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML
Today, someone told my girlfriend that I cheated on her. I've never cheated in my life. Instead of talking to me about it, she made a big post on Facebook about what a dick I am. Pretty much all the comments went along the lines of "What a bastard." and "Ugh, men are pigs." FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me a "controlling, overbearing psychopath." What did I do? I found out her best friend is trying to persuade her to cheat on me and I demanded she cut her friend off. I'm better off single, I know, but it still hurts. FML
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tygerarmy 35
You mean your ex-GF?
Mossears133 15
Sheesh OP, why'd you have to go and be all selfish?! Personal feelings? Pfft
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Comments (97)
alligator729 15
You're single now, RIGHT?
stevothedevo 25
Left*
jramirez16 9
Rumor has it, he's a single ****
CaptMurdock 25
And then you come put it on FML? You shouldn't make everything about yourself OP!
thatonegirlnic 10
Well technically it is all about her because she is the one who cheated...
perdix 31
#14, not necessarily. Maybe she thinks they are just "friends with benefits," "**** buddies," or the like, while he insists that they are a couple. In that case, it really is all about him.
CorruptAngel920 18
Perdix has a point. Some people are just FWB or **** buddies. I know a few people that are just that and have to remind their partners that they aren't dating.
thatguynow 13
Some people are just...**** I don't even think they've invented a word to describe them
brackaman 18
I believe it's called cheater. Just a guess tho.
nightbirdblue 27
Or a shit weasel, if you are feeling particularly creative.
vaxanas 5
selfish asshole! How dare you be faithful!
BlackPhenom 9
It's amazing how many people pull this line. Especially in the worst of situations. FYL and hopefully you get a better partner.
davincidasecond 24
I usually don't call females this but I'll make an exception now. She's a ****. Don't waste your time even thinking about her OP.
MoeT8979 8
BOOM!!! Good choice, one of my faves
KBurns207 17
I'd have dumped her ass on the spot after that. No more talking just leave and don't ever speak to me again *****.
satelliteantenna 8
You should bring her attention to the fact that is clearly ISN'T all about you, like a relationship OUGHT to be.
perdix 31
The best defense is a good offense. It seems like it is your fault for not being as hot as the other guy. Maybe she'll give you another chance and this time, hotten it up a bit, OK?
dewberry2001 25
Dick