Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months yelled at me for not comforting her while she was crying because her ex got a new girlfriend, and "it's just not fair." FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML
Today, someone told my girlfriend that I cheated on her. I've never cheated in my life. Instead of talking to me about it, she made a big post on Facebook about what a dick I am. Pretty much all the comments went along the lines of "What a bastard." and "Ugh, men are pigs." FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me a "controlling, overbearing psychopath." What did I do? I found out her best friend is trying to persuade her to cheat on me and I demanded she cut her friend off. I'm better off single, I know, but it still hurts. FML
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tygerarmy 35
You mean your ex-GF?
Mossears133 15
Sheesh OP, why'd you have to go and be all selfish?! Personal feelings? Pfft
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Comments (97)
xALEXx_fml 15
Wowwwww
ileenefudge 29
It's best not to be with her. Cheaters don't change, and I know this first hand. If you let her get away with it she will do it again expecting to get away with it again so it's best to find someone who is faithful to you. And there might be a time where she ends up with someone who cheats on her and I doubt she'll like it either.
noelasis94 18
Well explain yourself young man.
silvanawernli 5
haha omg she is such a bitch. dump her!
dewberry2001 25
B to the eotch.
183933 6
Charlie Sheen is my hero... Pay them ho's to leave. It's way cheaper in the long run. And by ho's I mean if its a woman it's a ho.
worldclassrager 41
I think she has this backwards...
TogeBara 12
ok, lets make it about you then. YOU cheated while in OUR relationship. YOU weren't loyal to us. YOU are a ****, and YOU are going to need to find a new place to live hoe.
illegalbeagle69 23
US*
wtfwhyfml 12
Well; time to smack a bitch and move on. No one deserves to be stuck with a cheating ***** like that.
Streetracer15 9
Why you mad bro haha