Today, my girlfriend told me that she had to go to New Hampshire for a few days for her grandma's funeral. Later I found out she spent over $1,000 dollars (on our joint account) to take a vacation with the man she was cheating on me with. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML
Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML
Today, my girlfriend saw my secret money stash for emergencies and broke up with me, after calling me a greedy asshole and not telling her before. According to her, we could have taken a lot of trips around the country, because, "your money is mine, too." We dated for six months. FML
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, my girlfriend called saying that she wanted to break up because she wasn't into me anymore. Yesterday, I paid $400 to take her to a Red Sox game, so I asked her why she even came with me. She said that she had been talking to her ex-boyfriend, and he said he was going to that game too. FML
Today, my long distance friend-with-benefits informed me she's now in a relationship with an amazing guy. I should be happier for her, as even I admit he is perfect for her. Too bad I just spent over a thousand dollars on plane tickets to visit her. The tickets are completely nonrefundable. FML
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, my wife took herself, the kids, and extended family members I've never even heard of to New York. She paid the 7,000$ bill with my credit card. FML
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jcash52426 5
Take out half the money plus $1000 take your name off the account and put in in a new one then chance the locks on your house/apt and tell her to stay the **** out of your life
Tripartita 45
How dare she use her grandmother's big death as excuse to get many little deaths of her own from some other bloke!
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Comments (37)
Mrst0530 10
Why do people have joint accounts with boyfriends/girlfriends???
kelardy 11
Who gets a bank account with a Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Seriously, if you guys are going to cover bills together get one to pay the bills and the other just gives over a bit of cash or pays for other bills themselves. I know plenty of Married people who don't share bank accounts.
xx000o 27
Drain the account and tell her that you are going to Samoa for your third cousins best friends step daughters next door neighbors 23rd attempt to get his driver's license.
sasquatchius 3
I watch A LOT of Judge Judy so I'm an expert in this area. Don't have a joint account unless you're married. You can't even sue her for damages because she had a right to use that money.
MisstressNicole 20
what would have changed if they had signed a piece of paper to recognize their union with the law? She still would have used the money to cheat. I've shared an account with my ice partner for 6 years now we've Oy been married 1. We also share all credit accounts. Marriage is about trust and if you can't trust them with something as trivial as money, how can you trust them with your heart?
jcash52426 5
I posted earlier to take half of the money plus $1000 and change the locks. For those who are telling me to that they would take all the money. I posted what I did because both people are putting money into the account so both people are entitled to half of the money. So now she can stay with her new boyfriend and and open a joint account and take out $1000 to go on a trip with the next person she cheats with.
fyvaprold 11
The lesson here is: You should not get anything common with your BF or GF (money, property, children), until you marry.
FlexMaster 10
6565 FYL my prize is...
HEnRyEdwardsIII 15
You should take out all the money and open a new account in a joint account with your parents and put the money there. at least if your parents use your money to cheat, it will be on their diet, and you will always be welcome to a slice of that german chocolate cake.
T1A2Z3 35
Why do you have a joint account with your girlfriend? Seems a bit crazy to me. But yeah, that sucks. Cheating is awful and that excuse is absolutely awful. Again, why didn't you go to the funeral of the grandmother of your girlfriend with whom you share money?