Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received a coupon for a special offer including flights and accommodation for the honeymoon destination that my fiancé and I are keen on. Yesterday, I paid the full price for the flight tickets and hotel deposit for the honeymoon. FML
Today, after waking up with the worst hangover in years, I got a bank notification that my credit card was maxed out. Apparently, I bought a $1500 plane ticket for my ex-girlfriend to come over this weekend. She’s in South America. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is booking my dream vacation to Bali with his brothers, 6 months after he told me we couldn't go on vacation this year because he doesn’t have the money. They planned this within a week. I had been planning it with him for months. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, we missed our flights to our dream honeymoon destination, which we were lucky to get with so many flight cancellations, because my selfish stepdaughter anonymously called the airline to report us for drug smuggling, all because I married her dad this afternoon. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she had to go to New Hampshire for a few days for her grandma's funeral. Later I found out she spent over $1,000 dollars (on our joint account) to take a vacation with the man she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
Today, I found my fiancé is cheating on me. Our wedding is in 26 days and everything is already paid for. FML
Today, my long distance friend-with-benefits informed me she's now in a relationship with an amazing guy. I should be happier for her, as even I admit he is perfect for her. Too bad I just spent over a thousand dollars on plane tickets to visit her. The tickets are completely nonrefundable. FML
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Top comments
Emma Marshall 19
Just tell her you can't afford the wedding now 🤷🏽♀️
Dave_Davington 34
Now, what did we learn about giving out our credit card info?
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Comments (21)
Emma Marshall 19
Just tell her you can't afford the wedding now 🤷🏽♀️
Nhayaa 21
Not sure it's bad news. I would'nt marry her anymore.
Dave_Davington 34
Now, what did we learn about giving out our credit card info?
ViviMage 40
She could be a registered user and have her own card linked to his account.
TeacherTeacher 11
So take her to a justice of the peace and enjoy your honeymoon! And when you get back have a serious conversation about budgeting and financial goals.
bluebalistocat 4
Run!!!
maikeru1979 23
Credit cards..ARE NOT FOR SAVING MONEY! Credit cards are just that CREDIT. NOT A SAVINGS ACCOUNT. maybe he meant debit card..but AS WORDED this has to be fake
Sinshine 28
And what does the credit card bill get paid from? Right, your bank account....
SaltyLurker 10
I think he just meant the card linked to his account which can do both debit and credit transactions. But I agree with your reasoning; it confused me at first as well ...
davek 36
Obvious answer: destination wedding! Get married while you're away! That might even be the plan.
TumblrweedPasses 11
She's just getting you used to married life hehe On a serious note that's sorta a crime as such, might be time to intervene
JenniF_fml 9
I think you two have to talk about money BEFORE you get married!!!
mick3446 15
Always keep your money separate. Even if she ends up being a stay home mom...keep your account and she should keep hers.
mekiswrite 21
Was she aware that that money was for the wedding? Potentially she was just trying to surprise you.
chosha_fml 27
Doesn’t matter. She can only surprise him with a super expensive gift if she’s spending her own damn money!