Today, I gave myself a facial with one of those masks you leave on for a while. I busied myself by tidying my room while it dried and eventually forgot all about it. I finally remembered about it after I answered the door to the postman. Not embarassing enough? I'm a guy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'd planned a DIY 'treat yourself' spa day at home. I put on a face mask and settled to relax in a bubble bath. Just as I was getting out of the tub, I slipped on the wet floor and crashed into the wall, leaving a perfect imprint of the face mask on the tiles. FML
Today, as I finished putting self tanner on my legs, the phone rang. Telemarketer. After returning to the bathroom I put moisturizer on my face. As I looked in the mirror, I soon realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands. My face is now streaky orange. FML
Today, I was washing my hands in my workplace's bathroom and caught my reflection in the mirror. I had toothpaste smeared all over my cheek. I spent the rest of the day wondering how many people had noticed and said nothing. FML
Today, after I took a shower, I was wiping my face with the towel I share with my sister. It smelled peculiar, so I took my face away and looked at it. Turns out, I was wiping my face on a huge shit stain. FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML
Today, I forget to remove my mask before I spitting. What a good day. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, I ate something really sticky so I had to wash my hands and mouth. I saw a tea towel on the bench so I was wiped myself with that. Then I noticed it smelt really bad. I had just cleaned my face with turps. FML
Today, I was home alone, so for fun I put red lipstick on. A few minutes later, my doorbell rang. I managed to get it off before I got the door. I saw my neighbor, and had a long conversation with him. After which, I came inside and realized I had lipstick all over my teeth. FML
Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML
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Lou_Briccant 0
So what? I use one of those Aspirin masks on my face, and I'm a guy. If it works, it works. It's not like you're dressed up as Mrs. Doubtfire.
marrrrgo 0
hahaha that's cute!
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Lou_Briccant 0
So what? I use one of those Aspirin masks on my face, and I'm a guy. If it works, it works. It's not like you're dressed up as Mrs. Doubtfire.
facilitator 0
Serously man, dudes gotta look their best. Although in my minds eye i saw a body builder doing this with a pink bathrobe and a towel on his head
Wreckless_fml 6
I stopped reading after "I gave myself a facial"
tehhotness 0
I bet those arent the only facials you get
elemenopyqrstuv 0
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why would a guy use one of those??? you asked for this dude.
MJ_Alexander 0
WTF whats the big deal pfft how did this FML get POSTED moderator, you suck
marrrrgo 0
hahaha that's cute!
erika_lynnex 1
I agree!
aqua__marine 0
#1 is right, guys can use it if they want for sure, but it would be embarrassing to get caught. how could you forget its on your face? they feel so tight and uncomfortable... I can't wait to wash them off!
imlaughingatyou 0
haha, its okay, at least you care about your skin? :D
allieg 0
This actually isn't that embarrassing...
OperationNicole_fml 0
Aw well. You care about your appearance, no shame in that. By the way, the most underrated hand cream ever: Neutrogena Norwegian Formula.
imajinethat 0
That's so adorable! I love when guys do stuff like that.
zimandme123 0
lolll!! rite?!?
Kirlyfoo 9
11 i love how u say its adorable ( like a girl would) but ur picture is desean jackson