Today, my long distance friend-with-benefits informed me she's now in a relationship with an amazing guy. I should be happier for her, as even I admit he is perfect for her. Too bad I just spent over a thousand dollars on plane tickets to visit her. The tickets are completely nonrefundable. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I could finally get a plane ticket to go see the girl I have been talking to for the past 5 months. Just as I told her the exciting news, she told me that she was no longer interested in me. Guess that's 800 dollars down the toilet. FML
Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
Today, I thought I was doing a nice thing when I spent hundreds of dollars to get my friend a plane ticket home. She yelled at me when I gave it to her. Turns out, she planned on spending a few more months freeloading off me. FML
Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML
Today, I booked a flight to see my girlfriend. At least I thought she was coming, the flight isn't cancellable because I was broke and could only afford the minimum ticket. I just wanted to make her happy. Well, it's now four days before the flight and I haven't heard from her for a week. I've been left on 'delivered', thinking at 4 am. FML
Today, I found out on Facebook that my supposed best friend bought a concert ticket to a show. The concert ticket cost the exact same amount as the plane ticket she told me she couldn't afford to come see me. FML
Today, I spent 900 dollars on a ticket for my boyfriend to visit me and he missed the flight. FML
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she had to go to New Hampshire for a few days for her grandma's funeral. Later I found out she spent over $1,000 dollars (on our joint account) to take a vacation with the man she was cheating on me with. FML
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Yudith 28
I hope you love sightseeing and other touristy stuff because that's all you'll do in the area.
GALATION 22
I would download tinder and just sleep with someone else in the area
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Yudith 28
I hope you love sightseeing and other touristy stuff because that's all you'll do in the area.
RichardPencil 32
Help them make videos for OnlyFans?
GALATION 22
I would download tinder and just sleep with someone else in the area
GoogieWithers 25
See if you can rearrange the date or destination and go holiday instead.
SJKatt 15
This should be fine, since you said FRIENDS with benefits and now you just have a FRIEND. Enjoy spending time with your friend, or stop calling your casual lays FWBs.
hopejm 5
that stinks. try switching your destination. have a nice vacation in Bahamas, Hawaii or Vegas
rotflqtms_ 21
They may be nonrefundable, but you can temporarily cancel the trip and I think you have a year to do another one. Has to be in your name still (so no flights for someone else) but you can use the credit to go elsewhere. If you took off work for it, make it a vacation destination. I've done this twice so far with delta since covid makes getting credits so much easier.
Michael Wood_279567485 8
Why not just have a holiday? Relax a bit, if they truly were a friend with benefits, you could still catch up as a friend without those particular benefits... if not you still get a holiday to yourself