Today, my wife took herself, the kids, and extended family members I've never even heard of to New York. She paid the 7,000$ bill with my credit card. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she had to go to New Hampshire for a few days for her grandma's funeral. Later I found out she spent over $1,000 dollars (on our joint account) to take a vacation with the man she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, to surprise my boss who promoted me within the first two months of my new job, I offered to take him and a couple of coworkers out to eat. We had one minor inconvenience: my bank card declined. I was 200$ in the negative. Apparently my wife decided to take the kids winter clothes shopping. It’s fucking April. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
Today, my wife got back from a "homesick" trip to NY State. She brought her boyfriend back with her. FML
Today, after a very long day, I needed a hotel room but the only one available was a honeymoon suite. I was so tired, I just said yes. My wife just called demanding to know why I was charging a romantic room to our joint credit card, and if I’ve got a woman with me. I just want to go to sleep. FML
Today, I found some charges on my credit card for two round trip tickets to Las Vegas. Turns out my daughter and her unemployed stoner boyfriend stole my credit card and flew to Vegas over the weekend to get married. I paid for my daughter's elopement. FML
Today, I generously paid for my best friend to go to an event she's wanted to see her whole life. Instead of thanking me, she brought her children and made me pay for them too, complained that I hadn't chosen the seats she wanted, then blamed me when she got on the wrong train back to her hotel. FML
Today, after waking up with the worst hangover in years, I got a bank notification that my credit card was maxed out. Apparently, I bought a $1500 plane ticket for my ex-girlfriend to come over this weekend. She’s in South America. FML
Today, I had to watch my husband and kids go off on our trip to Hawaii without me because I forgot my wallet at home and couldn't afford to take a later flight. FML
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boba123 0
what a bitch
pet_virus 0
Evil, evil woman
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Comments (167)
boba123 0
what a bitch
MeganH0LLYW00D 0
Agreed with this dude. D; Get a new woman.
abbyelizabeth 9
I think you may be getting a divorce...
yabadabado 9
Time to pull out the bitch slaper
SpikyG 3
Isn't their a LAW about this?
pet_virus 0
Evil, evil woman
Robby41169 0
doesnt she realize shes enforcing a bad stereotype about women?
_Some_One_ 0
Wow, what a lovely wife.
mojomojo_fml 5
If he had any balls, she would have taken those, too.
Loony_fml 4
Exactly what I was thinking. "Extended family" may be code speak for "guy I'm cheating on you with". lol
ChrisFD 0
Lmfao! So true.
breakthesky 0
Yikes. :/
Fuzzybunny111993 0
dont give her your credit card anymore
mrhahn530 0
time to get Dog to go catch her ass...
Lolitajv 0
I agree with #5.
jonnymohio 2
Ummm, ever heard of separate credit cards?
Check_Mate 0
Apparently they have as he specified it was /his/ card rather than his wife's.
toyota_fml 0
#30 that the plan if she going to buy new underwear he can go, and choose the ones he like
luckyyyy 0
the wife wanted him to to pay the bills as a "goodbye" present
jnic 0
This is why married people sharing finances is the stupidest tradition in the book. I will love and trust my husband, but why is it necessary to share money? Pool 50/50 and buy a house together, food together, pay bills together, etc, but other than that, what if we want to buy things for OURSELVES instead of sharing all our belongings and the services we use? You buy what YOU want with the money YOU earned and own. If I marry the man I'm with now, I'd kill him if he bought his photography equipment with my money, and I wouldn't blame him if it was vise versa with my design software and art supplies. I'm assuming that since she got your credit card and went about her business so nonchalantly, that you let her use your hard and you have shared finances. In that case, YDI. But if this isn't the case and she snuck your card without asking, then FYL.
humorizer 14
Not all women work. The majority of them stay at home. And in some rare instances, the husband stays at home while his wife works. Thus sharing of cards is necessary.
EbonyAthena 0
I would make her pay for it ALL. Did she tell you? If not that is fraud and she needs to pay up. You are a nice one. I knew a couple who divorced over this.
nagewin 0
does she understand not to do that with other people's credit cards? how did she get the card anyways?