Today, I found out why my girlfriend removed me from Facebook last week. Turns out she didn't want me to see pics of her with a new boyfriend. How I found out? My coworker, her new boyfriend, left his messenger open during lunch. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, I found out the reason why my boyfriend of two years stopped posting about our relationship on social media. It wasn’t to “protect our relationship from hating eyes and bad energy.” Apparently, there’s a hot new young lady that works with him and he added her. Me being in the picture would ruin his chances with her. FML
Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML
Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, added her new boyfriend to her friends, and changed her status to, "I'm so happy". FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found a picture of my ex with a new boyfriend. This wouldn't be so bad if she didn't break up with me because she was lesbian. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, I learned why my ex dumped me. Her current boyfriend asked her out every single day for a year and a half on Facebook. She figured that if he was that committed, he must really like her. She didn't even meet him until right before she dumped me. They knew nothing almost about each other when they hooked up. FML
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Top comments
trucker2 33
Sounds like it was done intentionally
worldclassrager 41
That's beyond immature...that's worse than being broken up over a text...
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Comments (17)
trucker2 33
Sounds like it was done intentionally
TheEpicKitten 20
No of those bullshit hacks work #2, and if they didn't it's a violation of the 4th amendment and thusly illegal
TheEpicKitten 20
Did*
TheEpicKitten 20
Anyone else getting errors when they try to edit their messages?
GhostFox 34
Everyone does. It's been a problem for months.
inappropes 31
Guess who I would make a personal hell for at work?!
Tripartita 45
Cheating bitch: Come over tonight, babe, I want your ****. Cheating bitch: You still there? Cheating bitch: Hello? Cheating bitch: Look, you have to close your browser when you leave. You know my boyfriend works with—ah, what are the odds that he'd look over right now? Forget I even brought it up. Anyway, I totes want your ****!
worldclassrager 41
That's beyond immature...that's worse than being broken up over a text...
sasquatchius 3
YDI For misspelling messenger.
monkeytater96 23
I feel ya. My ex did the same thing to me. Even got the new girlfriend pregnant the SECOND time he met her!
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Just be glad to be through with the drama of it all.
FriedRiceGuy 1
I had a very similar situation OP, shit sucks man, **** that bitch
Chazzster 32
I assume by now you mean former girl friend.
biopilot17 9
Wow... what a bitch