Anonymous
Southfield, United States
Today, my fully grown, 90-pound German Shepherd sniffed and wagged his tail as a guy mugged me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ZAnon
Houston, United States
Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML
woofwoof
Izmir, Turkey
Unattack dog
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
Hey buddy
Who's a good boy?
Today, my dog celebrated my coming home by slapping me in the junk repeatedly with his tail. FML
anonamous
United States
Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML
Kelsiiii
Cujo 2: Electric Boogaloo
Today, I pretended to be dead in front of my dog to see what he would do. He started to hump me, and when I tried to get up, he growled at me until I got back down on the ground to wait until he was finished. FML
-_-
United States
Today, I was walking in the park with my girlfriend, when out of nowhere, I was savaged and brutally humped into submission by a massive Great Dane. Not only did my girlfriend watch it all, but the dog's owner took the time to snap a few pictures with his phone. Neither bothered to help me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I started petting my cousin's Doberman. Now, whenever I stop he growls menacingly. FML
Anonymous
Cujo 2: Electric Boogaloo
Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML
I Don't Exorcise
Shawnee, United States
Run for your life
Today, I realized I was getting a bit chubbier than usual. I decided to go for a little jog to stay in shape. Little did I know, my neighbors that just moved in brought along with them, a fully grown German Shepherd. Not tamed. My "jog" quickly turned into a "sprint for my life". FML
anyonmus
Westminster, United States
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
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irishpassion16 6
Sorry OP :/ my 100 pound Rottweiler would probably do the same, but lay down if it took too long, if that makes you feel better
annie_nk 23
Just because it's a German Shepherd doesn't mean it automatically knows to save you.
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noisebox 1
My cousin has a German shepherd like that and his name is bud, he just wants to play and jump on you like a 170pound puppy. He lives in the country so the dog is just there to scare undesirables ( little do they know).
foreveralone04 2
It's all in the training and how you raise it
Thatguy5806 2
Ever thought of enrolling him/her into police dog training? This question is for other commanders to ask but, what the hell does OP mean? Sorry for being such a novice. lol
pawzluver 7
Awww:). I bet he's real cute:)
pabstblueribbon 0
I agree with everyone below, the dog didn't know it was a bad person, if you want protection maybe you should send it to a school to learn that.
BVBARMY1238 9
my dog would have fought, barked, then backed down. he weighs 180 pounds.
sammy19 2
Why would someone mug you if your walking your 90 pound German shepard
amisenho 11
Seriously, that mugger must have had some balls to try to mug someone with that large of a dog.
nasaboyinspace 14
90 lbs is not fully grown
JennNoVa 8
Be grateful your dog didn't try to attack. He probably would have been hurt by your assailant (or worse) and you'd be posting a completely different FML.
Fatguineapig 13
My 95 pound Chesapeake would probably start hoarding his bones if someone broke into my house